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Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: finally, I can see the third error
 classic !
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No, it contains no errors, it says exactly what you wanted it to.
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Quantum entanglement.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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So waht? we ardleay konw taht the biran is a mrvaeluos tool and can roegrizane, clteompe or crcoert the wrods
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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This is a Schrödinger's statement: it's at the same time true and false!
(Explanation: if you consider the correctness of the statement to be included in the count of the errors, you first detect a third error - but by doing so the statement becomes true - which in turn makes the statement false again, etc.  )
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Took a while for me to get it.
Embarrassing but it is wonderful. Thanks
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Interesting recursion - making the sentence itself one of the errors which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it which then unmakes it which then makes it
oooof - barely made it out of that one.
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Reminds me of arguments I've had with my SO. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I mean, with nine lives, does the cat start at one again after a life has been used?
Or is there some Cat Encoding Scheme (CES), like:
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, oops
21, 22, 23 oops
31, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 oops
etc.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I mean, with nine lives, does the cat start at one again after a life has been used?
I think there's a correlation with weight.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Nope, just a simple mod ten counting. After number nine is over they reset to zero.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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You mean like Doctor Who[^]? Asking the time lords to help and get an entire new set of regenerations?
But who would the cats ask?
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Stefan_Lang wrote: But who would the cats ask?
If they ask me, I have nine burlap sacks ready.
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- The COVID Modelling software - gave a different result every time it was run. It'll be fine!
- The Track & Trace App. Yep, no prob, will have that done by tea-time.
- Exam Results 'Algorithm'. Of course we can accurately predict the GCSE & A-Level results for every student. Did you say 'anagram'?
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When will Software Developers realize the data being supplied by the Government can't be trusted?
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I think that applies to everyone, not just SWDs.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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The developers in this case is often somebody's brother, mother, wife, high-school chum, frat boy, etc.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Relevant video. The whole video is interesting imo but when I read your comment I was like "I know I've seen an example of exactly this recently..."
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5teveH wrote: The COVID Modelling software - gave a different result every time it was run. It'll be fine!
Not written by a developer, and been in use for years before that with the same errors. COVID, if anything, forced them to update it a bit.
..doesn't say much about being trustworthy. Lots of "devs" entering the field after a "reeducation" which took mere weeks. If you pay for that, you get what you deserve.
And we running; commercial private messaging is becoming an option. Unbreakable private messaging. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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truth
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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The trouble is politicians only understand politics, so they rely on advice from experts.
Minister: We need a world beating track & trace system.
Consultant: It will cost, but we can have it ready in a couple of weeks.
Minister (at press conference): We are creating a world beating track and trace system. First test will be on the Isle of Wight, starting a fortnight on Monday.
... sound of tumbleweed blowing through Westminster ...
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That's OK - your external shares probably won't work after the update anyway ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Looks like Microsoft has provided another saucer full of secrets. Ummgumma take note of your experience, and plan accordingly. Probably take a walk in Grantchester Meadows while the the update runs, then head down to the cave to groove with some small furry animals.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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