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And for the price of €2,400,000 it's all yours!
Ehhh boss, I want a new company car 
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I was going to post this about an hour ago and try to say that this was my new car that I was picking up this Friday.
Nice car.
Too bad I don't have 2.5 million to spend.  and if I did, I don't know if I would blow it on a F'n car. 
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Are high notes more treble than they are worth?
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Sorry, but that one fell flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It aint over till the large woman sings
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I think the large woman has a staff infection right now, it's gonna be a long thread by any measure.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As usual, you beat me to it!
/ravi
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It's my forte!
I really need to get a life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: I really need to get a life.
That strikes a chord.
/ravi
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Don't be so sexist. I have seen even larger men and it will be your fault when women will not hang out with us nerds anymore (as they apparently still do for now).
Would you atone for your political uncorrectness and start singing yourself? 
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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Not for the Kings of Low Frequency 
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You coda done better, but, rest assured, it doesn't meter much to me.
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That's an alto-fact.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a bass assumption, of course.
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Still in Use[^]
Anyone ever seen this in code?
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Oh... That? Just open you hands and it will fail fast[^]... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The kitchen garbage bag failing fast I've had before, and it corrupted more than just resources... 
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Does it mean I have to reboot my appartment each time that happens ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Have you tried switching it completely off and back on?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'd reformat the kitchen and reinstall from backup if I was you.
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I use unlocker, if it cant fix it right away it'll schedule fix it next time you restart the kitchen
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