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You must have been buzzed to come up with that.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In what stage of development is this take off?
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One of your better ones, for sure. 
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In the goats.com[^] commic, the two aliens were named Neil and Bob...
veni bibi saltavi
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I just flipped through a few pages, and found this: A Brief Summary of Religion - Goats[^]
Accurate! (Disclaimer: IMHO. Clearly this doesn't apply to the reader's religion in any way, which is of course the one true religion and chock full of absolute truth where all others are lies. Whichever religion the reader happens to follow today).
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I guess this evening I shall celebrate with AC/DC and Airbourne brought to 11! \m/
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: I guess this evening I shall celebrate with AC/DC and Airbourne brought to 11! \m/
If you're not doing alcohol (preferably Strayan) you're not doing it right.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm afraid I drink very little alcohol, luckily - those who know me dread at the thought of me under the influence of anything stronger than coffee.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Add some Cold Chisel and Midnight Oil for variation.
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I'm putting Ne Obliviscaris up to the same volume.
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They sound interesting, I'll definetely try them. Thanks for the pointers (or references  )
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Don't forget "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Men At Work" 
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Didn't know Men at Work were aussies, I'll definetely add them to the playlist!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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You must not know their work. One album is Land Down Under, also they reference a vegemite sandwich in a song. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I know the two most famous (Come on Eileen and Who can it be now) and overheard some of the other (my mother has excellent music tastes) so I can't say I know their work... Usually I'm in for heavier sounds
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Scottish actually
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Oh, I thought Bob was preparing for the Super Bowl.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Oh, I thought Bob was preparing for the Super Bowl.
Faarrrkkkk orf. That's a real beer in his hand, not a warm cup of piss.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No way to tell from the picture whether it's an input buffer or an output buffer.
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If it's Fosters, it's the output buffer.
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Michael Martin wrote: That's a real beer in his hand, not a warm cup of piss.
So it's not a Foster's then, because I heard that's "Australian for beer"? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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...and that's how the fight started... 
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Colin Mullikin wrote: So it's not a Foster's then, because I heard that's "Australian for beerBudweiser"?
FTFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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See Dan's response. We ship that crap overseas!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My bonafide Strayan brother politely informs me that "the only people in Straya who drink Fosters are on farken Neighbours".
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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