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He's udderly mad.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I curd that too,
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The mood turned sour here, everyone trying to whip the milk.
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Well, that cud explain a lot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, he got creamed.
/ravi
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He was sour 'cos he got whipped.
/ravi
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I think he just cut the cheese.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That joke will get you moo'ed off stage.
Jeremy Falcon
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There's no whey that's gonna happen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well it was cheesy a joke.
Jeremy Falcon
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True, it wasn't as sharp as it could've been.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I herd that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Depends where she lived. If Cinders was on an island she'd need a Ferry Godmother, in Ireland a Derry Godmother, and in a war zone a Wary Godmother to bring her her cow juice. Me, I drew the short straw and got a Fiery Godmother. I've still got the scars!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sounds like a recipe for udder disaster unless the Fresh Prince of today's idea of a Princess is a callipygian Kardashian.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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You join today and your first post is a link out to a survey. Err no thanks. Your overuse of bold in the message has put me off clicking the link.
This space for rent
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:sniff: :sniff:
Is that pressed meat I can smell?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Morning reading for those of you who don't use CP merely for jokes and crossword puzzles.
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The craziest thing about that article... -- is it new? -- I think it is.
Okay, the craziest thing about the article is that it has a link to the project on CodePlex (Computational Network Toolkit (CNTK) - Home[^])
But the very point is that it is available on GitHub and then when you click the link IN THE ARTICLE it tells you that they moved to GitHub.
That's the craziest thing about that article.
"We're, Microsoft, we're not crazy...we're CRA-zee!!!"
Ballmer ==>> Developers...Developers...Developers!!!! ad infinitum!!!
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That click-here-and-click-there was created by Microsoft AI engine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I first read that as in Microsoft AL engine, as in Al Gore, as in he invented everything. Good thing I debugged this post.
Jeremy Falcon
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