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You are an efficient rectifier.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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There was an old Popular Electronics cartoon of a spouse at the store to buy "an apple fritter and rectal frier"
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Played by Gal Gadot (also plays WW in 'Batman vs Superman - Dawn of Justice', releasing this year).
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She's being played by a woman? Scandalous lack of diversity. I'll be boycotting for sure!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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All the bad guys are male, if that helps you change your mind. Else you will be sorely missed.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Call Bruce Transgenner. She'll/He'll take the part.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'm sure the film will attract small enough crowds as it is.
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Can't wait... For Batman vs Superman at least.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yeah, me too
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Looking forward to seeing the toy company executives try to justify not having any female action figures in the merchandising for this one.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think people are reading too much into it. It's all based on market demand. My son loved Kylo Ren. Rey - not so much. And same for Finn - did not make an impact on him or his friends.
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She doesn't do it for me. Linda Carter and Christopher Reeve are the only superheroes who permanently owned it.
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What, Bill Bixby not good enough for you?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Lest we not forget Lou Ferrigno.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought that too
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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We're showing our age.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Side note: Did you know Lou wore hearing aids? You could not see them for all the hair.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yeah, he's mostly deaf if I recall. You could tell during interviews, his pronunciations were a little off.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I stand corrected. Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno were awesome.
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Anybody make sense of this heading from a phishing email I found in my junk file today?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your notifications are going to be late, because they urgently needed a shower.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's obvious to Hitchhikers...
Douglas Adams wrote: A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Kindle edition by Douglas Adams. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.[^]
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Clearly, you are a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, I'm no Bugblatter Beast of Traal, for sure.
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