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Couldn't think of a better thing to spend my money on at this time of year. I'm sure my wife and kids will understand that I've donated to Wiki and it's owner Jimmy Wales(net worth $1m ).
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A million dollars wouldn't buy you a rather ordinary town house in London these days. Dollar millionaires are ten a penny ... well, not literally, obviously!
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I donate to the Wiki every year...I use it quite often and I don't want it to get bought.
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Since it's quiet...
Two cats are swimming across a river.
One cat's name is "One Two Three", the other is called "Un Deux Trois".
Only one reached the far bank - which one?
Answer:
One Two Three survived, because Un Deux Trois Cat Sank.
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Detroit ???
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Is that your cat's name? 
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It was
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OriginalGriff wrote: Two cats are swimming across a river.
 Were they being monitored by two flying pigs?
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All cats can swim, some[^] even like it. The housecats inherited this behavior from the north African wildcats. When you fall into water in a desert, you are in mortal danger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We've never had a car that enjoyed swimming - but we had one that would do it in the neighbours Koi carp pond :InnocentWhistle:
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Good old Gertrud must have enjoyed flying. More or less regularly she visited a neighbor's cage where he was breeding doves for competitions.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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None of our cars could swim either, but our cats could, even if they did not like it.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Reminds me of a visit to a Spanish clothes shop recently, where I was looking to buy some socks.
As I didn't know the Spanish word for socks I pointed down towards my feet.
The assistant went to a drawer, rummaged around and pulled something out saying "Eso si que es?" to which I exclaimed "Yes!"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GOL.
(Groan out loud)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only one reached the far bank - which one?
Cat West? Couldn't have been Bark-leys anyway.
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Hello everybody,
Say you were a .NET dev with 3-5 years experience and you could choose a line to add to your cv, which of these would you prefer?
1 - working in a fully agile environment
2 - developing Saas
3 - an official microsoft certification
4 - javascript
5 - android
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6 - eating bacon butties.
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7 - days of the week!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I hear they are something close to a Bacon and Egg Sanga. Only they're are shite, don't have egg and have some form of arse sauce that is brown coloured.
No wonder you lot eat sheeps stomach and blood filled sausages. Faarrrkkkking idiots the lot of you. Bacon and/or eggs never have sauce on them. Black pepper and nothing else.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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In case the line is enough big you would make a comma separated list 
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best answer so far XD lol
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Yes, I was undecided between the two
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Personally I would go with the solution from pwasser. It is much more smart and it saves a lot of space one the only one available line
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