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loctrice wrote: Odd disapproving look- (like to make it very obvious, not something I 'read into')
I usually meet this with a "What's the matter with you you look like a right ugly c***" or something similar. They don't usually do it again. Can't stand people who don't communicate with words.
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That's not a bad idea. I hadn't thought about giving a dumb look back 
P0mpey3 wrote: Can't stand people who don't communicate with words.
I'm ok with it in a lot of situations. I just don't like it in this context. He just wanted to express himself without being subject to confrontation... if I were to react he would have said I interpreted it incorrectly. (he's done similar before). He's also generally very passive aggressive.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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P0mpey3 wrote: Can't stand people who don't communicate with words unless they're girls!
Shame on you for making such an error!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not surprising.
I'm only dealing with half a deck.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Half a deck is an advantage when you have to scrub it...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband,
"Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"YAHOO," said Abraham.
And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
That is how it all began.
And that's the truth.
veni bibi saltavi
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Cut on the gin, for dog's sake! 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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And then there comes Tim Berners-Lee. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Hadn't heard it in a while but always brings a grin or a chortle. LIke this=>
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Oh! And there was me thinking he was being a clever bunny!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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This is Nagy we are still talking about, right?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 My Bad (as the doodle-dandies say
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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He is clever just not original.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Wielding that Ctrl-C key combination like a Boss!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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It's a dirty job...
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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And it came to pass in that place that a plague was smitten upon the land.
And it was not good.
The people came to Him and complained "My nose runneth over!"
"Verily!" He replied, "this is a plague upon you, sent by your enemies, using an infernal device!"
And they were sore afraid, and asked "What is this device of which you speak!"
"The Canaanite People's Infiltration Project" He began "that was called TCP/IP, built a place from whence Man-Flu could be sent to corrupt the flesh of thine enemies!"
"Spread this gospel!" he told them. And they went from that place, and by word of mouth, passed on the story.
And over time, what with their blocked sinuses and all, did the Word become corrupted, and what was "The Cold Projector" became "The Code Project"
And Chris saw that it was good.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Praise be to Bob!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And His name is Good. And beelzebub said "HA! and I will say it backward at 33rpm and it will be Evil"
And he did.
And it wasn't.
And Lucifer went from the lounge, with his fiery tail between his legs.
"But whither goeth the lord of the flies" they asked.
"where else would such an Evil brain reside?" came the response "In Quick Answers"
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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[I forget who said this originally]
There is much in your post that is clever, and much that is original. Unfortunately, the part that is clever is not original, and the part that is original is not clever. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Those are joke names, though, not what they actually call things.
What's more amusing is how they name movies and famous people. If my missus starts talking about a western writer/politician/actor, I never have the slightest idea whom she's talking about.
Oh, I did guess Audrey Hepburn -- not because the "Hepburn" was in any way recognisable, but because the "Orderley" had to be either her or Jerry Lewis.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, another web page designed by cool kids for other cool kids. I'm assuming it's some sort of series of pictures?
Obviously nothing you could write in HTML in Notepad. That would be so totally uncool, making things accessible to everyone.
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I like my pleasure spiked with pain so took my seat around the twisted smooch dais (13)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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50SHADESOGREY
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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