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but...oooo what's that?!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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...tomorrow.
Or maybe Friday.
Definitely some time this month.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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... but, I lost it.
Sorry
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but I couldn't think of a punch line.
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Nevermind, I managed to get it done.
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There are a lot of selfish people with all this "I" this and "I" that. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Who sells fish?
Are there chips also?
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Only if there is a pint to wash them down with. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Let me see if I can mussel in on this pun party.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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phil.o wrote: chips
I'm sure you are confused and actually mean:
Are there fries with that?
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Indeed, I am.  <- see how
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a river... it just didn't flow with humor like I thought;
a light switch... the laughs were on & off;
a wave... people started walking way;
my humor... it got the most laughs of any I wrote;
CodeProject... it got voted down;
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...it's quite shocking!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Watt are you talking about?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Watt are you talking about?
Current affairs.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ohm my gawd was that bad!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That one really Hertz...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I don't know; I got a charge out of it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Schrödinger's career would have been more successful if he could have thought outside the box.
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I believe the answer is inside the box:
[-- it is funny
it is not funny --]
Only once observed does it become one or the other.
Unfortunately, I have observed it.
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I believe there is a third option.
As Terry Pratchett said:
"Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."
--- Lords And Ladies
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