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Need new glasses  as I did not notice that it was for last night. I guess I need a time machine.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Tue, October 19th
Which year is that? Today's Tuesday, and it's the 20th. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thus it is spam. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or someone's getting really organised for 2021! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds familiar. On Monday a project manager two layers up from me in the food chain accidentally added my name to an e-mail CC: list. Since then I've been added to one meeting invitation and sent numerous information requests from anonymous bozos.
None of the people involved seem to realize I'm actually Coding Drone #2593112, and not a person of significance in the hair-gel-and-BMW set. I've given up replying to them  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I heard that CERN is going to try to "make contact" with another dimension sometime this week.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Good job I bought that black hole insurance...
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Black Holes Matter.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds like a Bad Pr0n Title of the Day (BPTOTD).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Water, meet monitor screen. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Black Holes Sun 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Nice.
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All insurance is Black Hole insurance - money goes in and never comes out.
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Well, that's OK - opening dimension gates always works out fine in computer games...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, usually it does and don't forget teleportation experiments[^].
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Yeah, I need to get home...
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That's out of this world!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: another dimension
QA?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hope it ain't the 5th Dimension[^]
I never cared for them then, why dig them back up? 
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Considering where that thing's located, the obvious implications of "make contact" would be some sort of groping.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Should I be concerned? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It's tomorrow... when they go "Back To The Future"
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We don't need to make contact with the classical four, they simply exist.
How does that differ for any other dimension? How are they going to make contact, using clacks?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They already did, it turns out, we are late in paying our intergalactic taxes!
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I have it on good authority from the Internet that they've created a Stargate. 
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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