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Just answer "eh" to every question. 
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"Are you deaf?"
"Eh".
"I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test;
Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?"
Answer: "slow down"
Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?"
Answer: "I said slow down"
Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?"
This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not safe for work nor kid sister friendly so I won't post it here - but look up the Peanuts Lauder cartoon for a similar joke.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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ROTFL! That is probably the funniest Peanuts I've ever seen.
Coming to think of it, that's the only funny Peanuts I've seen.
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I remember that scene...the questioner was Jim. Cool old show! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You're right it was Jim, one of the best characters on any show. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No wonder it went like this... Yellow light is always "speed up!" 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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jeron1 wrote: Questioner:
Answer: Jim Ignatowski
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I didn't think too many folks would know that name.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ahhh... Jim... don't have to watch it, I can picture it...
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Eh!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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"I can read lips." 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Eh.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Hell you say.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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No, not Hell, Canada, just a little north of there.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "eh"
Is it language-independent across English/French?
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Sorry, but also make sure to apologize a lot 
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Is reintarnation coming back to life as a hillbilly?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only if you're Ned Beatty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did the people who colourised the first published atlases re-ink our nations?
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:groan:
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