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Thank you!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You're welcome!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Take a turn tomorrow! You clever little chap!
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A week without party drugs, AWK (remove E's)
after the cat KITTY
laughs, H
and flies 852 feet!
KITTY HAWK
Or did you mean:
A week without party drugs, WK (remove E's)
after the cat KITTY
laughs, HA
and flies 852 feet!
KITTY HAWK
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Deffo you to do a CCC tomorrow and it looks like a topical rule is upon us.
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The cat and the 582 feet flight gave me the answer, but the first part confused me. I still can see why "week without party drags" means removing E's...
Can you explain it?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ecstasy, known as 'E' is a party drug.
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I should Google for 'party drug'...
Thank you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That might not be the brightest thing to do at work... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I meant the Ha version
And it was the anniversary of the first flight.
Heh - cryptic AND topical!
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Top 5 list for me
5. Doorbell when I'm in bed
4. Telephone ringing during shower
3. Baby crying at 3 am<super>*
2. Nails on chalkboard
1. Alarm clock
Surprisingly, the dentist's drill doesn't bother me at all.
I use an iPod as an alarm and vary the sound regularly. Today the &$#% thing had frozen sometime last night (it just works  ) and we had a great time getting the kids off to school...
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* Non-Lounge-friendly conditions excluded. Use your imagination.
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Indivara wrote: Baby crying at 3 am<super>*
on an airplane.
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Oh, I can think of much worse sounds than these.
Much worse.
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Speaking of sounds - is PooperPig there yet?
Ok, that was indeed a bad one! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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No - I am suffering greatly from enjoying the programming too much.
But I have got some great sounds for it, thanks to The BoyTM
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my wife, rambling.
Just joking, my wife actually hardly talks at all 
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1 Jackhammer - we have a condo being built next door
2 Screaming children
3 Crying baby - any time, any place just let me leave!
4 Hypercars at 4 am - bastards can't get out of 2nd gear here in normal traffic.
5 The gentle gurgle as the bottle empties.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My phone ringing in the very early morning...
That means a customer has a very serious problem which must be fixed asap and I'm the only one who can fix it.
I don't think there's anything worse to start your day with (well, I guess there is, but it's still pretty sh*tty).
Another pretty awful sound is the christmas radio at work...
I'm all for a cheery christmas vibe with cheerful christmas songs.
But not the same friggin songs ten times a day for eight hours straight!
My blog[ ^]
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"Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling."
In code we trust !
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My most hated sound is my cellphone ringing...doesn't matter who is on the other end either since whoever it is (wife, boss, kids) will inevitably want something even if it's nothing more than just whining! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Sounds like a good reason not to have one.
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dandy72 wrote: Sounds like a good reason not to have one
One what?
0 phone
1 wife
2 kid(s)
3 boss
4 all of the above
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Not carrying around a cellphone would kill all of those birds with one stone.
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.....kill her !!!"
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls..
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair!"
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