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it needs atmosphere to fly - ban air
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earth has air! BAN EARTH!
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You're looking at it wrong. We need to reinstate personal responsibility: Make it illegal to die!
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: Make it illegal to die!
An offense which should be punishable by death. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Capital idea!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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it is and they are proud of their 0% recidivism rate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ban people who can't spell aeroplane[^] properly! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 26-Mar-15 11:08am.
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Ban people who can't link to the correct wiki page... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Ban people who can't link to a the correct wiki page
FIFY
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
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Finally, someone with sense. 
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RyanDev wrote: Finally, someone with sense[^]
FTFY! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ban the hamsters who ate my link! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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does look like someone forgot to feed them today
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Any non-brit and most brits after a pub trip? 
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It only happened because the copilot couldn't get back into the cockpit, ban terrorist-resistant doors!
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wasn't the co-pilot on the cockpit side of the door? maybe they should fit the doors the other way round
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Imagine the pilot left, then the co-pilot thought, "Hey, I need to relieve myself too" and he leaves the cockpit.
What then?
No way into the cockpit.
No radio contact.
No way to control the plane.
You may be onto something...
"Sit pilot, stay."
Even better, they start wearing fighter pilot suits and they can relieve themselves right there in the cockpit. The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
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Paul M Watt wrote: The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
So how would the stewardesses get in to serve the pilots (coffee)??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Vacuum tubes!!!
BTW, thanks for clarifying with coffee.
Although, vacuum tubes could probably also serve other purposes too!
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or bring back three man flight crew? or install rest rooms in cockpits (maybe not if that aircraft that had to turn back after someone had left a pong in one is anything to go by)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Place a third pilot in the cockpit and two must remain there at all times.
Problem solved (this particular problem anyway).
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Paul M Watt wrote: Problem solved
Unless there are TWO terrorists... 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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have a questionnaire before take off, note the number of passengers who put occupation down as terrorism and then ensure you have one more pilot than terrorists - problem solved
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Can you please share the exact formula where n is the number of terrorists? I need it urgentz. Also, please send me the codez! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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