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Blue Waffle wrote: Bald
I do not even want to know.
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This one[^] is for you.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You (and the person who posted that image) are pure evil.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I shouldn't read your posts Now my mind is thinking about "WTF" and what it could mean: "Windows Terror Foundation" , "Windows Trouble Foundation" and so on 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Sound like part of the .NET stack?
WTF.NET 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's public and you can add as many variants as you like to it
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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What a Terrible Failure (according to Google)
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... wear 'em out and replace them.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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After they've been rotated of course. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes but they are also like wine
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Dad always told me, "If it has tires or teats, you're going to have trouble with it."
Will Rogers never met me.
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So, get a boat. No trouble there.  BOAT = Bank On Another Thousand
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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boat: A hole in the water where one tosses money.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Especially if you live in the desert.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Yup! The first, and biggest expense is paying someone to dig a hole deep enough to have water in it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Well, some women might be like tires, others are merely tiresome... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A number of months ago the business paid an external company to do something because they listened to the salesman and not us who knew what we were talking about.
We had to modify some of our processes to manipulate data and move some files around for this new thing to then do its stuff.
I remember sitting in the original meeting when the salesman said what they could do and thinking to myself I don't understand how that will work.
After they bought it and we had more meetings I kept saying it wouldn't work. It just makes no sense to me. It's not quite 7 red lines, but still made no sense.
I was told to do my thing and this other company would do the rest.
I kept insisting it wouldn't work, until it got to the point where I just started to say each and every time "I don't care anymore. I've tried to warn you, when it doesn't work I'm going to wear a crown".
Tomorrow I get to wear a crown to work for the day.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Congrats!!Order an Expensive Crown and Charge the company!!!! 
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Ah yes, just a typical day at the office: never mind what the technical guy says, he's the eternal pessimist.
Enjoy your crown. Maybe they have learned something but the odds are minimal.
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chriselst wrote: I am the King
Wasn't there a movie where someone said this just before the ship they were on sank? 
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Just make sure it's a crown and not a tiara.
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The king is dead, long live the king.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I've been threatening to get a box of burger king crowns for this kind of thing for about a year.
I could put them mockingly on people's desks when they say something stupid with conviction, put them on my head for my "I was right! victory laps" It'd be fun. It'd get me fired.... but it MIGHT be worth it.
And congratulations.
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Go on...you know what to do...go in tomorrow in a gold lame suit, shades and with a bucket of burgers.
You might have to put on some weight to pull it off convincingly though... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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All hail king chriselst
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