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All we have in Congress is a bunch of ultracrepidarian snollygosters, yet we can only hope they realize we, their constituents, are tired of being wamblecropt nearly to death from all the snudging these feaguing sprunters do.
Then, again, when a vast majority of their constituents gongoozle and groke all day long at the haves vs. have-nots and expect the snollygosters to do something about it when, in fact, they can't nor shouldn't, that only leaves the alert remnant constituency to daily uhtceare, which only drives them to sign-off at the end of the day far beyond that of when Sir Richard has taken off his considering cap.
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I can't even enunciate them...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Sound like words Mr. M. Burns would say.
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When I am at rest, I wish to remain at rest, so you can all bugger off let me sleep.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Also known by the maxim "A watched accountant bills honestly".
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Did you really use the two words "accountant" and "honestly" in the same sentence??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Oh never mind, that was a Freudian slip.
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Do people even wear slips any more?
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I've seen people slipping on wet floor and getting hurt.
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But that's more like Newtons 2nd law, now stay on topic! 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: A watched accountant bills honestly hourly
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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I thought it was "The accountant always bills twice"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: A watched accountant bills honestly for being watched.
FTFY
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: "A watched accountant bills honestly"
Who watches honestly watched accountant bills?
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I like the way the story mentions there were no safety concerns for the plane and those on board and completely fails to mention what or who the large panel may have landed on.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Welcome to Indian Journalism 
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Welcome to any journalism.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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That was my first thought as well... They have no idea at what point that panel came off and where it may have landed. My bet is that somewhere Chicken Little is saying, "I told you so."
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had to Google for a while, because I knew that I had seen a photo of that.
But it turned out it wasn't Air India after all! It was...[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Factoids of the Day:
Fortran was released to the coding community this day in 1956.
The Montgolfier Brothers' hot air balloon makes the first human ascent with Jean-Francois Pilatre de Rozier as the pilot in 1783. The balloon is tethered to the ground.
Airship America is launched from New Jersey in the first attempt to cross the Atlantic by a powered aircraft, in 1910.
Graf Zeppelin completes its first transatlantic voyage and lands at Lakehurst, NJ in 1928.
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USA has no government in 2013.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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We do have a government.
However, they refuse to act like grownups.
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The historical present is weird.
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So Fortran is 3 days older then me!
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