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VS on a phone. You're going to need seriously good eyes. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not if you have the right phone[^].
Some things just don't come together and then make you look like a total fool.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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those are cool for making art though.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Yet parody is obviously not your art. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That reminded me of this : Hello? Ambulance? I'M SHRINKING!!![^]
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rosselegger! You are lucky my Padawan did not see that when he still was in the Navy. With such an insult you would now have a ship heading your way.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: With such an insult you would now have a ship heading your way
And a Cruise(r) missile, I presume. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Those Navy guys still like to settle such things personally. There is also a good chance that they have a humorous day and punish you by drinking enormous amounts of booze with you.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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This takes being and not being "there" simultaneously to a whole new level.
I usually do such things when I've just woken up. 
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right? i was totally just spacing out there in the parking lot. In my defense i had barely had one cup of coffee by then and it usually takes two before I'll consider staying vertical and about four before i leave the house.
So I was running on fumes. I don't sleep much as it is.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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It normally takes me 4 espresso shot to lift a finger. So I get what you mean.
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whoops, but yeah at least you have the layout. that's a lot of work in and of itself
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Mornings suck 
I rarely ever go to the store in the morning, that's the busiest time
And I also need a couple of hours to mentally prepare for leaving the house and being around people.
Groceries is often the only reason I have to leave the house on weekends
Even when I have other things planned, it's groceries that I dread the most.
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big same. unfortunately, i picked up a nicotine habit a couple of years ago, and I was all out so i went when the place first opened. Plus they have early bird specials.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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~
age of real-time, age of virtual faces,
age of a binary storm's surge spilling
over imagination's flood wall to drown
imperfection in unattainable images of
flawed mortality rebooted into a dream
of perfect self-referential reflection
here is the shadow of a forgotten body
singing i'n a fugue of clicking fingers:
a child, lost in the new meme's parade,
holds the broken toy other people told
him was a life in the digital eternity
where he'd never face lonely's sorrows
all the old has become a table where a
near future eats the heart of the past
~ "age of real-time," a sonnet: published under the terms of CPOPL (Code Project Open Poetic License) © 2019, Bill Woodruff
after writing this, I realized it "resonates" for me with lines from William Blake in "The Four Zoas: Night the Eighth:" “All futurity seems teeming with endless destruction never to be repelled; Desperate remorse swallows the present in a quenchless rage.”
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Sorry, but I can't resist: Put this text into the opening crawl of Episode IX and let it scroll off into space while playing the Star Wars theme.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ah, time to post another one of the slightly modified Darth Vader scenes that Sander liked so much:
Star Wars op Kölsch (Teil6) better quality - YouTube[^]
Towards the end:
Officer: If the Millenium Falcon has gone to light speed...
Vader: Ok,ok, I did not want to know that. I want to know if you are going to find them or not.
Officer: We will find them!
Vader: Right thinking, because if you don't it's you who will go to light speed!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The Saxons are born commedians. They sound funny even when they don't want to.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Great idea: the CPOPL license permits such artistic reframing, media extension. Just remember that Bob must appear ... his complete image ... on-screen, undistorted, unobscured by other graphic elements, and never less than 128 points tall.
cheers, Bill
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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BillWoodruff wrote: Just remember that Bob must appear
Would Bob as nose art[^] on a Star Destroyer be sufficient?
Edit: That also reminds me of my evil plan to take Bob on a ride in a helicopter...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Funny, I don't remember creating those for the mock-up but it will be a nice headstart...just need to wire up the report elements.