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Lighting a fag in the US is considered a hate crime.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Lighting a fag at Eton or Harrow is rather frowned on too, although beating them is considered acceptable. 
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The difference between smoking a fag in Britain and smoking a fag in America is considerable jail time 
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So I guess I'll call it Dellworking today
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OriginalGriff wrote: I no longer smoke, and as a result, I no longer use taxis either.
Genuinely curious: How does one lead to the other?
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Without cigarettes, the taxi will never arrive. Which means I must make my arrangements as if taxis no longer exist.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gotcha. Murphy's Law and all of that. Just like I can solve a drought by washing my car.
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If it's any consolation, I've much the same dilemma tomorrow: my electricity meter is being changed, which means no power for an hour or so ... and my UPS is dead.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So instead of UPS you are having DOWNS 
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OriginalGriff wrote: If it's any consolation
Unfortunately, your future misery is no consolation for my current misery
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OriginalGriff wrote: and my UPS is dead
Condolences, but despite your grief you could try FedEx.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not sure I can cope with that again: it took three physical deliveries to get one that worked on arrival last time. Couriers don't like heavy stuff, and generally drop it, a lot.
UPS are the worst, in my experience - I've yet to have a single package delivered by them in a condition which didn't mean full photographic documentation while opening. It seems that you desperately need decoy outer packaging for them to use as a football / ladder / chair while the inner packaging remains relatively intact*. Festooning packages with "FRAGILE" tape is obviously just seen as a challenge ...
* It's the "crumple zone" technique for parcels.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: no power for an hour or so ... and my UPS is dead
Two proofs of Murphy's law in a single CP thread?
Impressive.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They called it an engineer!?
What a load.
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Could be worse. If he had a Mac, the technician would be called a "genius".
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It may take patience.
My kid didn't give up until he was sixteen.
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The kid loves the school (after 3 full day)!!!
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Like all problems, leave it, it'll sort itself!
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If the kid's a little nerd: Don't do anything. Later on, when the bullies notice that he's smarter than them, you might need to teach him how to knock someone out of his shirt. That's all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: How should I fix it?
I guess this will require a lot of duct-tape.
while (!(success = Try()));
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In my observation, over the years school has been deliberately made more fun.
Don't worry too much about learning unpleasant things - and watch some movies - every week - and learn from them . . .
The kids are happy because, more and more it's becoming a hang-out with buddies and less and less a place where you need to be quite and learn things you will need some day even though it doesn't seem like it now and you really don't want to.
Don't worry - (ahem).
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The kids are happy because,
That's news to me--I keep reading that social media makes them more depressed than ever. That, and finding out that school (and current parenting methods) have not prepared them for the real world.
But, I neither hang out on social media, nor have kids, so who I am I judge (or comment).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: after 3 full day
and four years later my grand kids still love going to school. If you foster an inquiring mind in them they love being taught.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Hi All,
When I worked in a small company the management knew what I was working on, so no problem, Bigger company sent an Email with details, Bigger company we start using the JD Edwards award winning software. I want to know if had any rivals for the awards, if they weren't as good... I know nothing about time sheet software but I could write a better interface, enter something wrong and bang (bounds checking? that would be a no!). The back end appears to written by someone who knows enough about Oracle to know if you port an SQL database to Oracle you don't have to Micro$oft...give me a break!
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Be grateful it's not SAP.
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