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While reading in the lounge I got the following ad at the top of CP:
It's the greatest ever! So relevant. I was dreaming about a nice bucket of fried chicken and this totally relevant ad popped up. 
https://i.stack.imgur.com/8OpMz.png[^]
How do those CP techs do this? Amazing technology that is surely infused with AI. 
I am definitely going to start a Fried Chicken Franchise (that isn't a franchise)! I know this is a sign. 
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The ads are targeted at your browsing history.
Be glad it picked your "bucket list" this time - one different letter and the ads would be ... um ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: The ads are targeted at your browsing history.
That makes sense.
I've been searching "kripsy chicken" and "krunchy fried" all day. well, not just all day, all week.
EDIT
DAng! forgot this Computer-related joke:
Also, I've recently written an algorithm that does a "shortest distance to fried chicken". It's an app so you can just get in your car and it tells you where to go.
Actually, that app would probably make Billions!! Maybe even hundreds of thousands.
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raddevus wrote: Also, I've recently written an algorithm that does a "shortest distance to fried chicken".
What a coincidence! Last week I taught my CS class the Travelling Chicken and Chicken's Tour algorithms.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Last week I taught my CS class the Travelling Chicken and Chicken's Tour algorithms.
I wish I could've been in that class! I was busy building a web site for this guy: Super Chicken - Wikipedia[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: The ads are targeted at your browsing history.
True.
Had you been searching for fish & chips shops, you would have been redirected to codproject.com.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Indeed: I was searching for young ladies in education, and got directed to CoedProject.com
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I was searching expert ways to change my gender and found myself being directed to ExpertsExchange.com. Weird... what does programming have to do with gender reassignment!? 
/ravi
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Could have been worse: TheRapistFinder.com gets busy too...
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AI. Big data. It's all a scam to sell snake oil to marketers (so, it all cancels itself out?).
I don't know about you, but all it means is that I get ads for something I just bought. After the fact. Which means I'm no longer looking for that item.
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I'd noticed that with Flamazon and FleaBay myself.
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Taking a less humorous look at the ad you can possibly earn $50k per year. This seems very little for the outlay for premises, 60 hours weeks and all the risk a franchise involves.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: you can possibly earn $50k per year. This seems very little for the outlay for premises, 60 hours weeks and all the risk a franchise involves.
I agree. They obviously don't understand marketing. They should've said, "Earn Billions$* like Edwin J. of Albuquerque, NM."
*results not typical
I really do think you're right though. 50K for all that work does not sound good.
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I just got "Bored at the office?"
You know I am!
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Sander Rossel wrote: I just got "Bored at the office?"
You know I am!
The CP ad technology can definitely read your mind any time it wants to so it can post an appropriate ad. I make all my major life decisions entirely based upon those ads now.
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raddevus wrote: I make all my major life decisions entirely based upon those ads now
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This genuine news headline from Peta is actually a reasonable CCC:
"Coronavirus Outbreak Is Linked to Eating Animal Flesh" (11)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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of:
Carnivorous!
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Correct. That must mean it's your turn to write the news headlines tomorrow. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think I'll stick to the classics: Fog in the Channel[^]
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How about the classic from 1930: There is no news[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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As in, the number of mouse clicks that I have to do every day, the same mouse clicks, over and over, because there's no "AI" that says "oh look, Marc just launched us, and he always does this..."
So, in Postman, just one example - Click on Import, Click on Raw Text, Click the edit box, Copy what's in my paste buffer, Click on Import, click on Send.
Seriously. WTF. Where is AI????
Or Outlook, where it doesn't auto-focus to the ONE AND ONLY textbox in some mindless dialog?
Sure, it's great that we have self-driving cars. What I really want is AI for my repetitive work life TO TAKE THE REPETITION OUT OF IT!!!
And you wonder why I roll my own. Code that is.
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I wonder when they start using AI to ?help? us in our everyday chores will they include common sense or will it be like real life? 
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
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Mike Hankey wrote: will they include common sense or will it be like real life?
Brought the Babbage quote rushing to mind:
Charles Babbage: On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ...
I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question!
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And when you want to do something different I suppose you'd like the AI to second-guess what you're thinking?
Maybe there's two things you do (equally) - the AI will open up two instances for you! That's the ticket.
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