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...and started using lettuce leaves as a replacement.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg, what happens tomorrow romaines to be seen!
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Celery ask you again tomorrow?
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If you served in the military, you would know how to use sandpaper
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MadMyche wrote: If you served in the military, you would know how to use sandpaper
He'd still have toilet paper but not sandpaper.
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I'm not gonna endive into this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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I always wondered why so many plants have thorns, even on the leaves.
Now we know.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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and even in the name, like rhubarb!
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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That's about all lettuce is good for. Might as well use it.
Nah, I kid. I'll eat Caesar salad...aka the least healthy salad available.
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dandy72 wrote: Nah, I kid. I'll eat Caesar salad...aka the least healthy salad available.
You eat grass, I'll take bacon.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I don't split meals with others, especially when bacon is involved. Or you might get stabbed in the hand with a fork. Bacon is serious business, and a Caesar salad without it is entirely pointless.
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This Kale's for some serious thought.
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Why use lettuce? Cos you had no cabbage, I guess...
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You should try cabbages, 'cos they're better.
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Are there no coronavirus cases on Antarctica because they are already ice-olated?
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I can't remember that far back! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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FWIW, Nunavut, in northern Canada, still has no reported case.
[Edit]
What's going on in Quebec? Population of 8.5M, 4600+ infected. Next province with the most cases (2800) is Ontario, with a population of 14.5M.
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They're French, and kiss as a greeting? I suspect cultural behaviours have a big part to play...
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Dunno, can Ants on Arctica actually get it? Or just when they're not on Arctica?
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My electric bill is going to go up.
The only thing that was on during the day was my refrigerator.
Now I have my entire network to power up.
And the refrigetor is opened alot more.
And the coffee maker has to work harder to keep up with me.
And on a slightly more serious note...
My medication dosages are too low- sitting at home on the couch I am not getting the exercise I normally do at the office. The numbers I have compiled show I need about 17% more insulin than normal.
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3D Print yourself a really big hamster wheel, and use a standing desk.
Voila! Two problems solved at a stroke - you can use the wheel to power the coffeemaker!
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...
- I'm getting up when the sun going down, and going to bed at sunrise
- I don't know what day it is
- was considering a fu manchu but now what I got would make santa jealous
- I'm working without any pants on
- the coffee is running low and I forgot the way to the front door
... and where I left my pants
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1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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lopatir wrote: I'm working without any pants on
A word to the wise: Depending on the software you use for conference calls, it might be trivially easy to click the wrong button so video is unintentionally included.
Take it from me (as I've been doing it for a dozen years) - don't let yourself turn into a slob. Even if you work at home, at least give yourself the trouble of putting on some clothes, just as if you were going outside the house to run some errands. It's the least you could do. And your mailman will probably be thankful.
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dandy72 wrote: Depending on the software you use for conference calls, it might be trivially easy to click the wrong button so video is unintentionally included.
In the Christmas greeting our company sends to all enployees there is usually some marketing stuff. Last year it included a tiny "shutter", about the size of the nail of a small child, with an adhesive back to glue it over your webcam lens. Normally, you slide the shutter over the lens, away only when you are actively in a video dialog/meeting. (Obviously, the shutter has a tiny image of our company's logo, so we will not forget who pays our daily bread  )
On the other track: I really don't see the connection between "slob" and "no pants on". Are naturists all slobs? If your boss tells you that you must wear a tie when working for the company, even in your home office, would that go in the "don't be a slob" group as well? What about going barefooted? Does the office dress code apply at home?
During an extreme heat wave some years ago, a coworker of mine got a scolding from the boss: "It is marginally acceptable to come to work in nothing but speedos and T-shirt. It is NOT acceptable to come to work in a T-shirt so long that there can be doubts if you are wearing speedos or not!" ... I think that dress code is on the liberal side ...
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You're overthinking this. In this context, even if you're working from home, "don't be a slob" just means make some effort to keep yourself presentable.
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