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If ukraine your neck, can you lapland? If the drains get blocked in the Finnish capital, does it smell stinky? If you get emotionally attached to Denmark, is it hard to lego? If there's not much happening in Norway, is it oslo news day?
I got on a bus in Stockholm and started chatting to the Swede next to me. Everyone else started laughing at me. "That's not a Swede", they said, "that's a turnip".
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How to Build a Regex Engine in C#[^]
This was a monumental endeavor. Everything (on the latest as of yet unapproved version, but it is on GitHub) is doc commented even - which took forever.
This is the biggest project i've submitted to code project aside from Pck[^]
The article itself is the longest i have submitted i think. It took me days to write.
But I made 52k of C# source code and wrote the article in a couple of days. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Even I appreciate your very professional articles very much; this here smells as advertisement for what other users have been scourged in the past here 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I've posted stuff like this before without any complaints. Besides the point of it is the sense of accomplishment, not the plug for the article. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Then post without links
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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0x01AA wrote: this here smells as advertisement
Self-promotion of a CodeProject article in the Lounge; something we had many of and which is not forbidden.
Advertisement it's not, he's not selling it nor promoting a company. It also doesn't compete with the ads on CodeProject, so I don't see the problem.
Care to explain why you are against it, besides that "it happened in the past"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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So proud of our little codewitch 
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...with a colleague who claimed that 90% of everything on the Internet is wrong.
I asked him, "Where did you get that information?"
His reply, "From the internet..."
Opinions?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Dunno. I, personally, believe everything I read on the internet! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Obligatory XKCD[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You beat me to it
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A recursive dumb down?
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Forogar wrote: who claimed that 90% of everything on the Internet is wrong.
72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Let me get my bathrobe...
Quote: Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Your colleague has a 10% chance of being right. Not overly great odds, but I've seen worse.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A millennial who checked this info on his iFone.*
* you do realize that this post is on the internet. If it's correct than all the other posts in the are wrong.
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I don't believe a word you just said 
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Sorry? Which word was that?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think I would agree with your colleague... in a way. But I would have to translate the statement to it's real meaning first...
90% is a pretty common go-to number when you are trying to say "a lot of" in percentage form. Give it a try and run a few fake conversations through your mind. If you want to say a lot, you will probably pick 90% (or maybe 99% if you REALLY want to emphasis a lot). So we easily translate that to "a lot".
Then take "the internet", in general conversation people are not really referring to the exact definition of the internet in terms of "a global system of interconnected computer networks" (wiki steal). Most the time we just mean "the stuff we do online". For example, reading news, or socialising in forums, etc. But it varies from person to person. One person might be a Facebook fanatic, another only reads articles on trusted news sites. So "the internet" can mean different things to different people.
So I think what is really being said is:
A lot of the stuff I see on the internet is wrong
...and to that I would have to agree. There is so much crap that people make up and post as facts, and people just believe it. Social media has brought us a world where people can say whatever they want, and not have to provide proof that it is real. It doesn't matter that 10% (a few) of people call them out on it, because the 90% (a lot) of people that believe it is a pretty good result.
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Forogar wrote: 90% of everything on the Internet is wrong porn.
FTFY.
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Here is another fact for you: 68% of online statistics are made on the spot!
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90%[^] of all adages are wrong.
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...between today's smaller "SUV"s and hatchbacks?
for sure the latter certainly came with much better music
Also worth ranting:
1. how do today's SUV's actually do the "S"?
-- Most cant unless you want to count carrying a football or frisbie in the hatch.
2. isn't every vehicle effectively able to do "U"?
-- (the Top Gear ...vomit, sorry... Grand Tour cast proved that many times.)
3. and why not?[^]
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I'd say a few pieces of plastic, a couple of inches in height and a few miles per gallon.
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Yes, well "they"'ve stared calling cross-overs SUVs and we must not let them do that.
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