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I am not going to discuss anything sensitive here since most of you appear to be giants to puny little me and I don't want to get beat up. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I'm not sure whether I recognize you, but I do recognize the sig:
lw@zi wrote: "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
...which I've always disagreed with, because JavaScript and VB6 aren't difficult to "decipher". The difficult thing to understand, if anything, is WTF they were thinking.
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Sounds like a good advice, one that i surely need if I ever have the chance to move Netherlands.
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Did the Powerpoint presentation cross the road to get to the other slide?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You got it. Foiled again.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Powerpoint presentation
Hey, this forum is supposed to be KSS!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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seems this thought is fading out
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I'm a fade I don't use Poor Punt.
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My Word that one is Suite. You Excel at this. It would be a Vision to have Access through the Windows in your Office just to watch you work on the these...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Oh My God!
 
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Hi All,
Feel the need to release bile. There has been a security update. 'SECURITY' the end result is I had to use my personal mobile (I don't have a company one) to down load the Microsoft Authentication App and run it to be allowed to get in to my email (Outlook) I then had to use it again to open Word  is wrong! If I have to use it for every M$ App I will not be doing much. To start to empty my bile ducts I sent a very blunt email to the Head of Corperate security, think it would land on his get caught by his fire wall...One of help desk people was on the phone to him and I was mentioned by name as having written a blunt email (I did remove the 'Elephant you and horse you rode in on'), might be looking for a new job on Monday!
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Don't forget to include the invoice for the new fully loaded phone you're buying for work and its service plan on todays expense report, or all the hours you spend farting around with security theater instead of working as a separate line item on your time sheet.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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glennPattonWork wrote: I sent a very blunt email to the Head of Corperate security
I doubt he got it. After all, he has to use the MAA to open his Outlook email too. And probably for each email!
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and? do you still have a job?
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Well I am told mine was respectful & very blunt. Tomorrow as hols, turn up Monday, Jobcenter - Tuesday Well I am defended by my Line Manager who in her Email pointed out I had more experience of security (MOD) than anyone else and while I was finding it awkward/unmanageable something really needed to done. 
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At least you have the support of your manager, I don't even have that.
To be honest I find its best to just keep my head down between the hours of 8am-4pm weekdays and accept the bank balance increase once a month. But perhaps that's just me.
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I was always told, "Don't rock the boat unless you are prepared to swim".
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I'd have just said that I don't have a smartphone (I actually have four), so I will no longer be available by e-mail.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Two former employers tried something like that too.
Luckily, I was the only person without a company phone (exactly for this reason) so I told them I'd no longer be using my phone for work related stuff.
The first company decided it wasn't worth it and I never heard from the new security measures again and for the second company I actually ended up deleting my mails from my phone 
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The worst thing is...'Most' users are remote with company phones & laptops. We are different we have desktops and a Lan, so WHY????
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GPS location in company phone is prohibited / restricted, but hey... we are moving our whole Email traffic to office 365 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Security starts by making certain that unauthorized users cannot access the system. It ends by making certain that no users can access the system
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