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Did you try restarting your computer? Sometimes you have to restart it twice!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I had a car like that once... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Don't you know that POS stands for Point of Sale, they want you to buy another copy 
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There are two things wrong with this;
1) Adobe
2)Acrobat
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Two wrongs should make one right...
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Who still uses Adobe to work with pdfs? 
I do find it strange that Adobe's pdf software is the worst pdf software available.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
I want a document opened twice, and the b@$tard wont let me! |
Isn't that what VM's are for? 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Brilliant!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Marc Clifton wrote: Isn't that what VM's are for?
The new catch phrase is Dockers. Need Dockers for this. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Gone overboard?[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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My oven now can post pictures of my meals and selfies on Twatter?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, as long as my bathroom scale doesn't post pictures of my fat arse... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Better practice to make a duckface with it, just in case.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Isn't it enough that I've taught it how to quack?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Brings new meaning to cookie warnings.
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I think it's brilliant.
In the old days minor celebrities used to have to tell us when they were cooking turkey twizzlers or going to the toilet, now it will be done for them.
That will leave them several spare minutes per day in which they could be doing even more of whatever vital work it is that celebrities do.
That increase in celebrity productivity levels may well sound trivial but it could lead us into a world where we only need 900,000 of the buggers, rather than a million - not only would we save a fortune but we'd have fewer of them. It's a double win for humanity!
God! I love Twitter!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I have a simple take on 'smart' devices - like the smart TV I bought some time back.
It has never been given access to the internet.
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You sure it hasn't figured it out by itself? 
[Cue Twilight Zone theme...]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Most devices in my home have witnessed me giving a cup of coffee to non-cooperative devices (notice the vents on your PC, for example, designed for beverage injection).
The others, having witnessed the consequences of my confusing 'smart' with 'wise ass', just sit their quietly and try not to attract my attention.
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Like a teacher concealing two notes (7)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sir with mi and la
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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And you are up tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll try to remember
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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As you know, NOBODY will remind you if you forget!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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