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Software Zen: delete this;
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Mars, the first planet in our Milky Way that we might conquer. What Bounty it would be for our Raiders*.
*) Twix, as it is known by the new generation
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Griff Snickers - and thinks you are Lion'
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes.. you just need a lot of potatoes and sh1t   
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Good job! 
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That's not a marsupial! If it was the ball type, it might be assumed to have a "pocket" for its young. But ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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oh.. we found a connoisseur here! 
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Just a good familiarity with rodents and how they work (or more often don't anymore) courtesy of Dij The Cat. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What made me snigger was watching the BBC News Channel was the 'Space Scientist' who they were interviewing standing outside the door at JPL was told by the interviewer that it had successfully touched down as the live video feed had everyone cheering & hugging, while those outside did not know!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Rocket surgeons win again!
It's pretty easy to do when you are in a Hollywood studio. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I missed the news. How did the little Klingons (CubeSats) following it do? Were they able to relay the status of the lander as hoped?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'm an 'Murican on the East coast. Headquarters is on the West coast but we have teams in Europe.
I have an error in a stored procedure that is owned by another team. I've been told to ask the on call person for that team since they are located in the UK but probably won't get an answer until tomorrow.
All I wanted was to know the name of the repository so I could look at the source code. What really irks me is the person who told me that probably knows the name of the repository.
UGH!
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The text of your URL and the URL itself differ. Was that intentional?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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No, that's strange my URL is exactly the same (using Chrome) after clicking it 
Oh, now I see what you mean, I tried to clean it up but that did not work out ...
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Look at the URL under the caret ^ symbol, the one that opens in another window.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Confusing, but you are right, I tried to clean it up a bit
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Oh, well then come over here... We now have "enterprise" TFS -- one TFS to rule them all. Everyone's code is in one repository.
Oh, wait. It's down today.
Ah, so then what do we do? Oh, well open a ticket in Jira...
Oh, that's right, we have "enterprise" Jira as well -- one Jira to rule them all.
Hmm... no... at least I can still log the issue in our team's SharePoint site.
It's "enterprise" SharePoint you say and it's having issues as well?
I am so out of here when I can, but first I have to check in my changes...
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We have all those systems too. Well, enterprise github instead of TFS. Our Sharepoint pain is people post things to places we haven't been given access.
It's the developers in the other cities that are the problem, VERY protective of "their" information and very reluctant to respond.
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...relax...have a cigar...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Don't go there. Look at how that turned out for Bill and Monica.
I know, nothing like timely humor...
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And at sometimes it is really convenient, you can work on a problem in different time zones, so that you have 24h coverage.
We (east-coast) have teams in Europe and many times I have asked questions during the day and I know that when I will come back in the morning, those questions will be answered (and vice-versa).
I'd rather be phishing!
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(Intended as a satirical view of managers who just don't get it.)
Manager: I need you to train this dog.
Developer: Sure, we train dogs all the time. It'll take a month.
Manager: I need this dog trained by the end of the week.
Developer: We can't have that dog trained by the end of the week; it takes a month to train a dog.
Manager: OK, then have this wolf trained by the end of the week for the interim, and train the dog next month.
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