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I asked to send it out especially thinking of you! 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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You were thinking of Griff while watching errrr, adult oriented specialist videos?
This space for rent
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Eeeeewwwwwwe! I hadn't thought of that. 
I need another shower ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My brother-in-law called me last month when he got the exact same email...he seemed genuinely scared.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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He may have a web-cam - I do not 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Solution for watching pron - do it in vm that doesn't serve any other purpose rather than to watch pron.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Even I was watching porn, there is no way those scams can turn my non-existent web-cam on...
Or read Facebook connection from my non-existent account...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The funny that they asked for only $1000 to remove that video... I'm definitely worth much more than that!!!
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Julius Caesar
When Sulla died in 78 BC, Julius Caesar returned to Rome as a lawyer, prosecuted Sulla's supporters, and headed to the Greek city of Rhodes to study oratory. Pirates seized the vessel in 75 BC, kidnapped Caesar, and held him for ransom. Caesar was insulted at the ransom demand, which he saw as too low, and promised to crucify the pirates after he was free. At his insistence, the pirates raised the ransom demand to a level in accordance with his station; his friends quickly raised the sum. After his freedom was purchased, he assembled a small army, which captured the pirates and crucified them.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Yeah, those emails are hilarious. They make the assumption that "omg, people are going to find out I looked at pr0n!".
I once emailed 'em back and told 'em to go for it - I shot the kneecaps of the hostages a long time ago, nothing embarrasses me on that front.
Not that it really mattered - they assume you're running Windows or such; I've been on Linux here since 1995 or so - and I don't have a webcam hooked up to my box, so there's that, too.
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I just checked my spam folder and I got one of those emails too on the 24th.
Interestingly enough the password quoted was a password I used in the past and it looks like it may have been a LinkedIn or Dropbox hack.
At first I was a bit concerned then when I checked my passwords I noticed that I no longed made use of this password on any site.
When I read up further it turns out that the sites that were hacked were storing unsalted hashed passwords which made it easy for the hackers them to unhash the password.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose.
Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You will need a really good debugger.
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
</sig>
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Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this...
Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes.
Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you.
So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.
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... and that's how the fight started.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose
IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was horrid
Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!
Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 22-Dec-18 16:42pm.
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I preferred this version:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was wonderful
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good girls go to heaven.
Bad girls go everywhere.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That wasn't the version I learnt as a child...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Dontcha just hate it when you open your mouth and the words just tumble out, and even as you say 'em, you can hear yourself and something is scream "HEY IDIOT STOP SPEAKING" - but you don't...and you end up here.
Like word vomit or something...
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If a bird that flies over the sea is a seagull, is a bird that flies over the bay a baygull? And if that baygull flies over locks in the bay is it a baygull and lox?
Note: I disavow all participation in this, I am just the messenger
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Yes - and if it is flying with several other large birds it would then be a multi-crane bay gull and lox.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Your bro is a trouble maker. Punch him in the shoulder (not real hard though).
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