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No need to get cross 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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This gets resurrected every year. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I prefer this version: Don't Be a Bunny this Easter[^] (NSFW lyrics, not even slightly)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yowza!
I'd forgotten about Kevin Wilson!
Great reminder, Cheers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No need to ham-er such bad jokes in!
OK I will get my chicken costume.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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It can lead to manicures : https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8442167296/h3A151827/[^] or would that be a nailicure?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Why is there nothing sweet in my Easter egg?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 18-Apr-19 4:52am.
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all the sugar is in the cookies
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So you might want to be careful on any Easter egg hunts[^] tomorrow 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Darwinism in action. My way to adapt would be to hunt the wabbit[^] instead.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Probably better to kill da wabbit[^] instead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You know Ozzy Fudd, the wabbit slaya!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There was an easter egg hunt in Laval (Québec) a couple of years ago that turned into a riot.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Oh, sh1te!
This doesn't mean that there'll be yet another 8 seasons of GoT, does it?
If I have to sit through more of that overblown garbage, I'll end up topping myself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Strangely enough, I've not watched a single episode.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The "What shall we watch" area of a marital relationship is the one area where I would consider wife-swapping.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Half a dozen Greek sibilants, no just one, leads to quality (3, 5)
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Six Sigma
Half a Dozen = 6
Greek Sibilant = Σ (Sigma)
leads to Quality = Six Sigma is a Project Management tool
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Well done, you are up tomorrow.
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what would be a suitable time to post?
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The "agreed" posting time is 10:00 CET
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Early as possible, to avoid the "Oi! Stuart Jeffery" messages.
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Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And if he posts on Good Friday he might have to post: "Oi Everyone! Where are you?"
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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