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OriginalGriff wrote: 03:00 most mornings
It could be worse. My two greyhounds occasionally decide around 3:00-4:00 a.m. that it's breakfast time. This is announced by the pitter-patter of dog toenails on the hardwood floor, followed by the jangle of the tags on their collars. If that doesn't work, Hera (the female) will bark(*), which ends up with me looking like this[^].
(*) The male is Bacchus, the god of whine. I've only heard him bark once in the year and a half we've had him.
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Barking I could probably life with.
It's standing with one set of paws on my bladder and the other on my Gentleman's Vegetables and seemingly bouncing up and down that gets me every time... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fortunately mine don't do that. Other than the barking, the worst mine do is stick their cold nose in my face.
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Terry Pratchett wrote: It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Very apt description. Given their height and the fact that their snout can be 6" long or more, they can reach almost anything with it.
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I know your frustration, all too well. 
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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It's the old VB v C# debate, you should've gone with dogs.
veni bibi saltavi
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Well yes. That's kinda the point have having them! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
Have you met your cat?OriginalGriff wrote: wipe them for him?
I predict a shredded door, a small pile of smoking hardware, and a slightly-miffed cat.
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Forgive me if this is to personal, but does your wife prefer...
Rubys or Perls?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 9-Feb-18 6:25am.
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As long as she can C#, that's all she asks.
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She always asks for the Lua.
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i am yet single, so cannot answer that right now, but i like @OrigninalGriff's answer 
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None of them, she likes BASIC jewels.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Such as Quartz?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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She prefers Crystal.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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THAT IS DISGUSTING!
NEVER MENTION THAT FILTHY NAME AGAIN! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, it's better than BO! (or SAP)  
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Well - preferring neither the one on the left nor the one on the right, at night she prefers COBOLS.
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such a BASIC question - any married man can answer it
the usual answer from the missus: "either one is OK" (no clues, ask again, same answer)
woe betide you chose wrongly.
Only safe solution: give both - even if you cant afford it.
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All girls really just want my Python 
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Dunno, I just give her a tcl.
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My wife doesn't care what language she uses as long as she can imperatively declare what function I am to recursively perform. 
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