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They used to think it was the soul coming out of your nose, but now we know it snot.
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boogered
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Mucus be kidding! You've really blown it this time - perhaps it is some tissue you have with nostrils? I think I'll just drip the subject.
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One of those guys that nose-it-all!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'm still awaiting the coming of the Great Green Arkleseizure.
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Quote: In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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what's the difference between broccoli and snot?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: what's the difference between broccoli and snot?
Kids will actually eat snot? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I sure hope no one ever sends you out for some broccoli.
(In the case of Okra, there is no difference).
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Bless you anyway. 
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A mucus joke is snot funny.
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I was looking for a game called "Honger of Erosie", and found Food Force Game - Download and Play Free Version![^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It all went downhill when I sawQuote: Designed by the United Nations
So it'll be weak and feeble, but thinks it's doing something important then.
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OriginalGriff wrote: So it'll be weak and feeble, but thinks it's doing something important then.
It is used in schools, by their own claim
Educational software; it's not like it is a giant ad for WFP filled with their logo, no it actually teaches kids stuff. Like how it is important to find out what hungry refugees need before acting and changing a tire by turning the wrench with the LMB
Also the game states that it costs 19ct per day to feed a kid. That means one normal hamburger per week at MacDonalds should be plenty.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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As if we will not find it out soon enough: Wizard of Id[^]
What kind of wizard would not have a little adventure once in a while: I am chaotic evil too![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 4-Jun-18 4:28am.
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The future is the inevitable consequence of someone trying to make the present better and buggering it up in the process.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Tension after I'd returned and put the bailiffs in (8)
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What a coincidence ? the wife and i were talking about this word only yesterday - won't answer as I can't do tomorrow's
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: the wife and i were talking about this word only yesterday
I hope not! 
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It was a clue in The Telegraph which was along the lines of; little boy returns to school to get his own back
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That works!
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DISTRAIN (I'd back = DI, tension = STRAIN) Torygraph version is SID reversed with TRAIN.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Is the correct answer, and solution - you are up tomorrow!
(I don't read the Torygraph)
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OriginalGriff wrote: (I don't read the Torygraph)
Neither do I, I hasten to add, but I did acquire a copy on a train journey the other week (free with an overpriced bottle of water). I was very disappointed with the crossword, it took less than 5 minutes to complete while The Indie took me the best part of an hour.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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