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I like that one, too!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Watching grass grow? Or watching paint dry?
Personally I think watching grass grow is miles ahead in matter of excitement!
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Telling people "The paint is still wet" and watching them touch it to be sure. 
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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which type of grass?
If it's the smokeable variety then grass wins
- if it's the neighbors grass could also be dangerous).
Then again in some communities watching sniffing the paint dry could take the prize (only because they already smoked all the grass.)
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more tricky than I thought! 
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You missed using the star field screen saver and whistling the Star Trek theme! 
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Depends. Paint drying could be more exciting, it depends what is painted - both painted on, and painted of!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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you got a point! 
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Not for me, we have artificial grass
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Woa man, I dunno, watching grass grow can be pretty exciting!
But OData? Who knows.....
Funny thing I completely forgot about that! 
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But you still are my hero, or should I say anti-hero 
And Odata stands for Oblivion-data right ?
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Well I'd go with Watching the grass grow, while sat in the garden holding a beer
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Is that something like monitoring the performance of your bus drivers[^], uhhh, I mean bus drivers[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I prefer watching progressbars move - the slower the better. Best of all is if they move so slowly that you can barely tell something is happening!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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So you have not yet used the cursor game where you place the mouse cursor on the bar, let go of the mouse and watch the pixels slowly move past the cursor.
I have had hours of fun with this.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Try watching grass grow when the blimmin dawg keeps digging he blimmin lawn up. That's fun!
veni bibi saltavi
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Watching paint dry. I can actually go to Dupont and get a job where you get paid to watch paint dry.
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There is a documentary if you really want to watch paint dry. Entire 10 hours of it. Paint Dry - Youtube [^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Man! This thing is too short!
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Hug an Australian Day
I'm well below what I'd consider a reasonable quota and there's about half an hour left. I'm hurt, guys. Deeply hurt.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Hug an Australian Day
I'm well below what I'd consider a reasonable quota and there's about half an hour left. I'm hurt, guys. Deeply hurt.
That was yesterday, I'm working in North Sydney and not one elephanting sunshine tried to hug me all day. Elephanters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I'm working in North Sydney
Me too. Though with a broken leg at the moment it will be an effert to come and give you a hug.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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