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Kevin Marois wrote: WHAT IS NOT WORKING????
Everything. The answer's right there in the email. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reply as follows:
I'm at home; I'm not working too.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Your client is a liar - his e-mail is obviously working.
I think you can safely ignore everything else he complains about based on that.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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He downloaded the whole internet? 
How big is his hard disk? The Kitty Pictures alone must be enormous!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If he adds the porn he'll need another drive.
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I think it's quite an achievement that he got his email working 
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Be helpfull and mail back, "it works for me".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Reminds me of one customer we had, reporting "I have tried twenty times, and the program still won't start!"
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Kevin Marois wrote: "I downloaded everything and it's not working".
Sounds like people I know. 
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In an office long ago, I used to hear cries of 'the internet is down!'. Fond memories of being the only IT guy/programmer for 3 companies in the same office building. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Need about 10 icons created for a WPF app I'm working on. Anyone know a decent Graphic Artist?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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A friend of mine is a professional graphic artist. I'll PM you the details.
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Excellent. Thanks!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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How did you PM me?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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The 'email' option next to the 'reply' option is my guess, though I've never tried it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did you ever send me the details on this?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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This[^] is my favorite source of royalty-free icons.
/ravi
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I found an IRS icon...!!
man-vampire-icon[^]
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Perhaps I'm behind a corporate firewall, but all images will not display. Is this some kind of like paid subscription site or something?
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Just how graphic are we taking here?
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I got yet another call, to "help me lower my credit card interest rate" today. Through a cosmic bit of timing, I happened to have this video[^] handy. Hopefully the trauma will cause them to remove me from their call cycle, but I'll keep it handy. Just in case.
TTFN - Kent
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We get a lot of calls here in the Netherlands from "Microsoft support", which is fun too
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"This thing only goes to eleven - so beat it Spiderman."
I'm looking forward to seeing Deadpool 2 - quite how I'll persuade Herself, I'm not sure: she's in "kittens and rainbows" mode at the moment.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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