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What kind of witch needs a spell checker?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The one with dyslexia.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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IntelliSpell.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ones who cast lexicographical doubt. It all depends, of course, on what potion of their time they spend writing
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Curious case of (s)witch
switch(meh){
case "curious":
CastSpell();
CheckSpell();
break;
}
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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We might all be wandering that? 
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megaadam wrote: What kind of which needs a spell checker?
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My ex-wife is descended from cows. She eats like she has nine stomachs.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Does she have 4 nipples too?
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So in retrospect "Waterworld", starring Kevin Costner with gills, was not that bad at all 
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RickZeeland wrote: was not that bad at all
How should I know that? Did they at least serve him sprinkled with fresh lemon juice?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Except for the gills. They should have given him a massive spleen packed gut. 
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1) There is no such thing as evolution.
2) Your natives are still used to holding their breath after the biblical flood.
3) You are going to burn in hell for believing such heresy.
Don't worry. I just had to try that for once.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ryan, is that you? 
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I know only one Ryan here and he probably thinks I'm the devil.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: he probably thinks I'm the devil.
I think it too, and that's why we get along.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Quote: seals from dogs, and now this: 'Super human' evolution of 'Indonesian fish people' revealed: Tribe can dive 230ft and hold their breath for 13 minutes underwater after developing unusually large SPLEENS[^]
Reminds me of the movie Waterworld.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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But without the wicked trimerans.
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Easy one to end the week
Tropical plants a retired jester has mixed up (7)
Loofahs
retired jester = FOOL = LOOF
has mixed up = ahs
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 20-Apr-18 8:02am.
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EXOTICS?
EX - retired, OTICS anagram of STOIC (don't get the "jester" bit there, so may well be completely wide of the mark
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That is a huge relief!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That news article is blocked in Russia as well 
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