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CodeWraith wrote: Ever tried it with honest work?
I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Are you saying my work is dishonest right now?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Just imagine your last post in an old black and white newsreel, the booming voice of the narrator reading your text and perhaps a flag waving in the background.
Only some commie bastard would not agree with you, right? Connecting propaganda (Mickeysoft tools to make awesome blah blah blah) with 'awesome' ("running intergalactic empires blah blah blah") and something one can't possibly have anything against ("...putting food on the table...") is one of the simplest tricks of rhetorical manipulation. And yes, manipulation is by its very nature dishonest.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I will point out again, given the chance to support your position, you instead resort to insults. You prove my point for me.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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CodeWraith wrote: honest work
Do you mean the kind done outside, that works up an honest sweat?
No.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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There are days where I wish I could have a little of that again.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: some people treat their cats as gods
Actually, your post violates the rules. There are ethnic groups active today whose ancestors treated cats as representatives on Earth of deities of one sort or another. On that basis, your post can be considered political and therefore inappropriate for the Lounge.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I would think that a discussion of whether the rules apply to a topic cannot be against the rules.
In any case, your analogy is false. There are identifiable ethnic groups whose ancestors practiced Zoroastrianism; pointing out that discussions of Zoroastrianism are forbidden is hardly against the rules.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As he is obviously long dead - perhaps we should refer to him in the past tense.
Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
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Wouldhewas Shookspeared, shirley?
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I see what you mean but he is not the past tense of I.
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Are you telling us you are dead?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are you telling us you are dead?
No, that would be Leslie Nielsen! Just heard it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yes but the phrase "I was" implies that there is someone alive to speak it. Since he is on the roots side of the grass is it not left to the audience to say "He was"?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Clickety[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Reminds me of the summer camp by the coast I went to when I was a kid. After every meal we would take our leftovers to the bay and toss them to the dolphins.
They used to call us to meals by ringing a bell and yelling "Dinner: for all in tents and porpoises"
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Wiliwas is probably better. 
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If he had been alive today, there would have been a lot of #metoo reports about him.
I mean, just look at his last name.
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We were such stuff as dreams were made of.
I like the fatalistic ring of that.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In honour of Valentines day and 011111100010:
Here you go![^]
Cool - now that we can post cat videos on CP, I don't even need Facebook anymore! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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good one 
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Check out the Youtube channel ("AaronsAnimals") - He's got a LOT of REALLY funny and well made cat videos! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The earth definitely isn't flat. If it was the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now......oh bugger!
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That is correct. Here[^] is proof.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I got a good one for you:
Even my cat says that Mickeysoft sucks.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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