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Sorted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A E L N R Y
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Technically correct, which is the best type of correct! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fairly?
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Man, even with the correct wording, that sentence is so run on an obfuscated, it's no wonder software development sucks so much nowadays, what with communication like that.
And yes, while I woke up on the right side of the bed, by the time I'd read through the morning emails at work, I can definitely say there was a mood transition to "why the pluck do I work at this job? I just want it to pluck off!" The irony -- poor communication is at the heart of this mood as well.
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raddevus wrote: Code can be terribly interesting to create but terribly boring to talk about (depending upon the communicator).
And what I always find amusing is that it can take a week to create a useful and important feature, and 30 seconds or less to demonstrate it. There's no justice in that! 
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raddevus wrote: Code can be terribly interesting to create but terribly boring to talk about (depending upon the communicator).
And as a second thought - that's why I hate code reviews. It really floors me how poorly people are at communicating what the code does for code they wrote!
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Marc Clifton wrote: that's why I hate code reviews.
I can't believe how much we agree on this stuff. I was just saying to someone the other day, "I love to code and talk about software design, etc. But the best way to make people's brains completely melt is to do a code review. Total boredom -- even for people interested in code."
MEGO == Code Review
MEGO - My Eyes Glaze Over
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Said EVERY girl in a room full of geeks with a functioning computer!
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Looking how MS develops software with indian "keypressers", I would say "f***" suits better! 
Also worth to hear "....of an all a cart", where "...of anal a cart" is another way MS works. ))))
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When you've had a long weekend, you were still quite productive, you've finished a lot of work and chores, and you have nothing left that need doing.
I guess this is that "spare time" I've been reading about in fairy tales
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Sander Rossel wrote: long weekend,
Sander Rossel wrote: still quite productive
Sander Rossel wrote: lot of work and chores
Sander Rossel wrote: nothing left that need doing
Nope. You are obviously unprepared for spare time, so you are headed for boredom.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nope[^]
Kind of binge watched an anime series I've been watching 
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Ahh, it's hard to get bored with your brain in standby mode. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I guess this is that "spare time" I've been reading about in fairy tales
And as in fairy tales, the evil step-mother will cast a spell that will take away all your spare time and double your workload for the next week.
Back to work, Sanderella!!! 
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Marc Clifton wrote: Sanderella
I actually never heard that one before... 
I also hope to never hear it again
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Sander Rossel wrote: I also hope to never hear it again
Once the genie has been released, it's very hard to get it back into the bottle. 
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That is usually the time when I start cooking my Sunday dinner and make a mess in the kitchen.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Quote: I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
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