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Me and two guys that own GT350's all drove our cars to work today (in recognition of "Take Your Beast to Work Day").
As we got off the elevator, one of the women in the office was waiting for us. She said, "I knew it was you guys - the testosterone level increased about 400% just before the elevator doors opened."
One of the guys said, "But there's only three of us - how could the increase be that high?"
She replied, "John is responsible for at least 200% of it."
Recognize, bitches... 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hang around the elevator waiting for a group of women and then declare the level of estrogen just increased 400%. See if you can get to your desired floor before they make a complaint and you're sacked.
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Actually, that would be a more appropriate place to note an increase in testosterone levels. Also, Adrenalin, blood pressure.
All sorts of things are liable to rise . . .
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In the places we usually all work, a herd of pink unicorns sooner comes out of the elevater than any women. That's why some work themselves to death[^]: To avoid spending too much time with their old dragon at home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Are you quite sure she's not talking about her own testosterone levels?
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She's pretty hot - it doesn't appear to me that she has any testosterone at all.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Where the scent of the forest meets that of the sea.
(Hooooooooowl!)
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: She replied, "John is responsible for at least 200% of it."
"Damn straight!" said John as he slaps her on the ass.
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video or it didn't happen
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I also would not really like to be present at a royal wedding.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Really - who gives a royal ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ?
At least, at long last, they've stopped inbreeding.
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modified 17-May-18 8:45am.
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I won't be there either, but nobody's raising a f*ckin stink about that!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe your invitation got lost in the post.
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You got the jackpot like me. I wasnt invited either..
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Shhhh! we all think that but don't say it!
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As a French, I like my royalty best headless.
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Top experts in the last 24 hours in QA, and I am in front of @OriginalGriff.
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Richard the King! 
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Congratulations Richard,
I've never liked the QA system... it's difficult to have a conversation in there. The design is formatted as if an answer will always be a single post. Plus that's where 99% of the homework questions end up.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Thanks David, and I agree with your comment. But, just occasionally, there is a post in QA which is well thought out and well presented. It's the golden moments that make up for all the dross in life.
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Q&A or anything else, it it's available it will be abused.
One can shut down everything that is misused and, eventually end up with nothing.
You can also accommodate those who are making proper use of a facility, and ignore the rest.
One might even cagoule the abusers (gently) into doing their own work or they're really headed into the wrong field. Just sending them the answer's not going to help them as much as having them discover it.
All of us once, now, and in the future, may need a nudge in the right direction. One of the things (most of us, I hope) have learned is how to dig in or stand back, trying to discover the problem - and thereby discover the answer.
Primarily, if I answer, I'll tell the Q'er what they need to do to find their problem and point them along the way with hints/suggest/&etc. so they can do it (and end up the better for it) or try to find someone who will "help" with a direct answer so they can avoid learning anything. Often links to W3Schools - only the laziest won't spend a day to become more than they were in the morning.
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Congratulations! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In my mind, you've been at the top for years, at that olympian summit shrouded in mists composed of equal parts Griffium, MacCutchanite, Cliftonium, OHanlonium, Barberite, Patynium, and more!
nevertheless, congratulations from one who feels always privileged to study your work.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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