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If you are still in bed, some tuna breath[^] will quickly get you out. Don't waste too much time on breakfast[^] and get to work!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But, but, but it's the end of the day!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Only if you believe the "round world" hypothesis! 
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No, that not all. On a flat earth it just means the sun is way over the other side so it's dark here and grey in UKland
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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We used to have a cat - called Beldin - who woke me up every morning in exactly the same way: a Gorbals Kiss[^] right on the bridge of my nose, with all his strength. Since he weighed in at 8 or 9 Kg, you can image how well this worked. I woke up.
I didn't get up, in the hope this would not encourage such behaviour in the future, but I did indeed wake up.
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No saving roll against breath weapon?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Trust me, when a 9Kg cat is trying to break your nose, you don't worry about his breath...
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Our one hops on my belly which puts pressure on the early morning bladder....
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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The current one does that, and "kneading" on any other vulnerable bits - I think it's revenge for having his removed.
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And that's not much fun on hot summer nights when you just have a sheet for protection!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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RossMW wrote: And that's not much fun on hot summer nights when you just have a sheet for protection!
Not in Wales I wouldn't think. Hits 19 celsius hottest day in summer don't it?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My huge Siamese cat simply jumps on bed and his truck-like purring plus his weight are enough to wake up anyone.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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What a sweet kitty; a wake-up reminder without extended claws.
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HIJKLMNO (5)
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It's everywhere but there's nowt to drink 
This space for rent
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Hmmm,
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: It's everywhere but there's nowt to drink
But H₂O is only 3 letters. So that can't be it!
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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I liked this one!
Don't think it'll last too long, but ... 
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Nope.
Nope.
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Water (H2O dingbat thereof) - think Pete might possibly have guessed this, too
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Waaaah! I was just typing the same, but went looking for a subscript ₂ !
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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D'Oh! That infernal obsession with detail! 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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And Randor as well.
I liked this one!
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This time I got answer from Google Search but didn't want to post it.
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