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Sad Web Design builds mediocre websites that ignore best practices, alienate customers, and reduce sales. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wow, that's being brutally honest!
I may have found a new sig from it though...
'Lorem Ipsum! Temporary placeholder. Final content will be ready by May 1, 2012.'
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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At least they admit it; unlike iNET-Web[^]
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Thanks! That's three new entries for my hall of shame from just this thread. 
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Shame or not, we ARE talking about them and that's probably exactly what these guys had in mind 
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That's awesome!
My favorite:
Infinite Redirects
Because because because because becaue because because….
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They are not even good at generating speech bubbles for pointy hairs. For example, I would not write 'optimize confusion'. Instead, I would write something about maximizing entropy. No pointy hair knows what entropy is, but maximizing is always good.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I get to enjoy an extra laugh.
A website I built/manage for an fraternal organization was criticized by an appointed czar for the main part of the fraternal org. I didn't have all the modern stuff (like on that page) and would not attract the young crowd.
if(design != WordPress)
complain; I continue with a 100% hand-rolled site that's always extremely up-to-date. And if they don't like it . . . bwah-hah-hah!
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Unfortunately it fails as a parody as without an immediate cookie confirmation box followed by an immediate request to allow notifications, followed by a modal "subscribe" popup after a 5 seconds delay, then a "you're using an ad blocker" pop-up 10 seconds after that, it's actually still better than 95% of current web sites.
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Must concur. Site far too well designed to achieve stated purpose. But it did make me smile
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From a Q&A spam message I just nuked:
I tried to learn something from the Internet, but it seems I failed.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Actually, a lot of truth in that statement. It amazes me how quickly and easily we can get access to any piece of information, but it also feels like the overall IQ of the world has gone down in the last 10 years or so. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Quote: also feels like the overall IQ of the world has gone down in the last 10 years or so
Welcome to middle age.
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A_Griffin wrote: Welcome to middle age.
You think every generation feels that way at some point?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Pretty much. It gets worse too, but at least you can start to laugh about it more.
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Tumor is when you laugh anyway?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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011111100010 wrote: the overall IQ of the world has gone down in the last 10 years or so
Actually the observation was made earlier this week that the collective IQ of the world has gone down when Hawking died.
Regardless of the exact time lapse, I can't disagree with the general sentiment.
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OMG what have you done, that was pure genius 
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Let me guess, it was from Member12345678...but at least the grammar was OK.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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He has my sympathies. There is too much crap, most of the informations aren't organized (that makes them data not information), thousands of repetitions, half baked or cursory stuff designed to click-bait users to the site...
If the original documentation is bad most of the times finding knowledge on the web is an happy accident.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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beautiful ...
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I work in a hospital. Yesterday, I entered an elevator along with five other people. Among them was an elderly lady stooped over her walker who was standing behind me. As the elevator proceeded to the first floor, the old lady let out a moderately loud (and alarmingly bubbly) fart. The other four people tried hard to suppressed laughter, and I turned to the old lady an said, "I apologize if I got anything on ya."
When the elevator stopped, the other four people exited, and I stood aside so the old lady could exit first. On her way past me, she looked at me, winked, and said, "Your mother raised a chivalrous man. Thank you."
You hear that? I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
Side note: Have you ever noticed that your own farts don't really smell that bad to you?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So you are saying you stole her thunder? 
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Nish Nishant wrote:
So you are saying you stole her thunder? Big Grin |
Now that there was funny!
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