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Soap the postbox?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Suds! I know you're right, but I'd lather put it here! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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An original with no grief. 
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I laughed so hard I sprayed Tide all over my keyboard and monitor. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Maybe a subject for the soapbox, but why is everyone so oversensitive and politically correct these days? It was clearly meant in a non serious manner.
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As you say, a matter for the SB... I've carried this on there...
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Jacquers wrote: It was clearly meant in a non serious manner.
I understand where you're coming from on this - but right now there's quite a resurgence in human trafficking and slavery in general - so it really doesn't play well.
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Ok yeah, I didn't think about that...
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Given that the slaves who built the pyramids have been dead for over 3,000 years, I can't say that it should bother anyone today, or their descendants.
(And no, the Israelites did not build the pyramids.)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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what about the sweat-shop that produce the t-shirts?
bit on the nose to me: I read it as buy this t-shirt and keep modern day slaves in labour.
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Lopatir wrote: what about the sweat-shop that produce the t-shirts?
Have you given up wearing T-shirts, button-down shirts (in fact most clothing)? Have you stopped buying other products made in third world countries?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (And no, the Israelites did not build the pyramids.)
It wasn't any tribe of Earthlings that built the pyramids, it was all done by space aliens. I learnt that from a documentary on The History Channel and then checked my facts by watching another one, so I'm 100% certain on this one.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I'm 100% certain on this one.
I refer you to your signature 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Of course it was aliens, I can even cite an independent source: Chariots of the Gods? (Erich von Däniken)
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You have to love old Erich, never was a man so impervious to a thorough debunking!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I learnt that from a documentary on The History Channel
PeejayAdams wrote: by watching another one,
PeejayAdams wrote: so I'm 100% certain on this one.
2 for 2 does equal 100%. I believe you because the math checks out. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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And if you want it well done, you pay for it.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: And if you want it well done, you pay for it.
That's fine. I prefer my steak medium or rare. But don't tell the cows, otherwise they will not let me fly anymore.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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It is called "being objective"
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Paddy went on a First Aid Course.
Instructor "What would you do if your child swallowed your front door key"
Paddy "I'd climb through the window"
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a bogan would use the kid to smash the door down. (not that dumb - still uses the key.)
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