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Easy fix:
- Hold a metal door key firmly in your hand.
- Touch the key to a metal door. A spark will jump from the key to the door but you won't feel a thing. You're now grounded.
- Open the door normally with your hand - no spark, no static!
/ravi
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Why don't we simply make him a suit from old anti static ESD bags[^]. You know, those metallic looking plastic bags they seal electronic components and boards into.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: You're now grounded.
But I want to get OUT of the house 
Also, you're not my mom!
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Sander Rossel wrote: You're now grounded.
I meant discharged, not grounded. In other words, you have zero potential.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I meant discharged, not grounded
I know what you meant! 
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: you have zero potential
That's just harsh and really uncalled for! 
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: you have zero potential
Yes, now it is clear he is not your mother...
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So you are shocked that the cat deigned to let you pet him?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Ohm my gosh! The current negativity here is revolting!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yes, the atmosphere is pretty electric. I'm wired just reading this thread!
/ravi
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Congrats on that clickbait thread title
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Thanks, I'm pretty proud of it.
I might even put it on my resumé 
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Message Removed
modified 10-Feb-18 10:42am.
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Message Removed
modified 10-Feb-18 10:42am.
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my wife SQL, but she couldn't relate.
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I hope you gave her a TRIGGER warning first.
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Make sure to SELECT the right learning material, GROUP BY topic, and UPDATE any old books. I hope she LIKEs it and JOINs the community.
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No one told you to DROP her yet? That should have been a CLAUSE ↔ WHERE that could happen.
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If she REVOKEs my access further, I might have to do that, but I still enjoy the persistent use of her repository.
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Will Rogers never met me.
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Kids sister rule, please.
Actually, moved to the Soapbox. It's well and truly strayed off the path and it's a little too locker room, to quote someone whose name I forget, to be on the homepage.
A little respect, guys. Please.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 11-Feb-18 19:06pm.
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I tried to do an INSERT, but she REVOKEd access...
Switching to CouchDB tonight 
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