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Is a Great White that designs houses a Sharkitect?
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I fin you are right.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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nah, it's a load of bull
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Easy there tiger, that one mako down in history as your worst ever. Don't be blue though, you may get some biting comments, but your missus will nurse you back to health.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is u r us? Ox yr inch us along?
Isurus oxyrinchus[^]
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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You must have put a lot of thresher on yourself to come up with that one, but now you are probably basking in its glory.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd be telling a great white lie if I weren't doing such, as I don't like cookiecutter phrases.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I thought you angry but I see you also mako pun.
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If folks were goblin these up, they'll stop now as this post is a lemon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: this post is a lemon.
I call this as bull, and say we hammer on.
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Only the short-spined will pass up the posts while others will say they saw-back at what we wrote.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Jaws because you read something on the internet, doesn't make it true.
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You do attract a lot of inane comments ( sorry been to pub )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That's kinda the idea! 
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No a great white is a fat caucasian.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
modified 9-Apr-18 12:32pm.
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Supposedly Google/Chrome embodies state-of-the-art ? Why are 90% of the GMail ads I dismiss clearly mis-targeted ? Today's high-point: an ad for (women) "panties for period." Worst offender: some company, "brandzooka," that claims to have "seen my video;" I've dismissed their ad at least six times as 'irrelevant or 'intrusive. I assume these companies are paying big buck$ for these injected into e-mail ads.
Visual Studio latest: the slightest typo, and so-called 'Intellisense' will cough-up some 30-character method name that is totally out of context ... that's not even accessible to my knowledge from the current project's active references and active 3rd. party controls, or whatever. Disclaimer: ReSharper may be part of this.
So, "Artificial Intelligence," when are you going to be really useful ?
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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ignore this post it was posted by a bot.
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Tell me about it, last time I google for period porn.
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Well, I've always maintained that natural intelligence beats artificial intelligence any day!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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BillWoodruff wrote: Disclaimer: ReSharper may be part of this.
May? 
/ravi
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Natural stupidity triumphs over all! 
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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AI isn't supposed to be helpful. It's supposed to be an intrusive totalitarian tool whose intent is to bind us into servitude for the good of the collective. Failing that, humans are to be recycled into a form of energy that is easily digestible by our AI overlords.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The Wachowskis really nailed it didn't they.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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I agree, John, the salvation, though is the fact that the universe is creating so many morons that thr AI will be reduced to nothing!
Imagine a massive DOS attack caused by a universe full of morons all using AI at once!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
modified 16-Apr-18 19:04pm.
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There's gotta be a Trump joke in there.
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