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"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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A computer generated entity, didn't you read the conspiracy theory ? I have always known that Mr.Martin could not be real.
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Rage wrote: I have always known that Mr.Martin could not be real.
Try turning pi/2 degrees. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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Of course it is made up, nobody really speaks like that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Let's get this straight:
Someone posts a nice little satirical post on Facebook and someone at the New Zealand Herald, taking it literally, writes a piece about idiots believing the story.
It's the kind of transcendental irony that defines the internet.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I bet New Zealand is made up too. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, New Zealand is real; it's just part of Middle Earth.
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It can't be made up. No one paying me to be an actor... Either that or I need to see my Actors union rep!
Where is he!!!!!
Oh hell, he's made up too....
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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It's been happening in QA and SO for years 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A selfie is a one-frame video of your life at that time and space. Pay yourself well, you Actor, you!
And, don't forget to thank the Academy.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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...Serverless development with Node.js, AWS Lambda and MongoDB Atlas (article on the front page) becomes....
Sewerless...
Which, given my opinion of Node.js, might have been a Freudian eye "slip."
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Quote: Mongo no go. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sheriff Bart first man ever whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart.
Blazing Saddles (1974)[^]
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Quote: Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have to watch that movie now!
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Do it now while you are still allowed to...
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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And I never knew...
Thou shall not jog: Proverbs 28:1
"The wicked run when no one is chasing them."
Seems pretty clear, that's good enough for me 
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I see you have joined the exercise abstention program. So have I.
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It's God not a Pixie, but yeah, I gotta get that on the back of a dog walkin shirt. I'm forever passed by joggers.
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Is the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away ... ?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I get the feline that it's all very simba-lic and no claws for concern: just a token gesture.
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