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"Invention". Bah, Humbug!
Now, there certainly is the realization of something possible another hasn't otherwise deduced prior to oneself doing to the same ... and patenting it.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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And what is your opinion about "The mothers of invention" ?
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After a lengthy thread about which sci-fi franchise is best... I declare the winners to be:
1: Stargate (except the new one which is probably yet another dumb prequel)
2: Star Trek
3: Firefly/Serenity
4: BSG (except the final episode which was excrement).
5: Red Dwarf
6: Anything by Gerry Anderson if you're under 12 years old.
7: The Terminator.
8: Doctor Who
9: Buck Rogers
10: Dark Matter (which may go to number one in the future).
I carefully added up all of the votes then changed them to suit my own bias. Like it or lump it. 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Well done (and that's a huge compliment from a pirate), harrrrr 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: 4: BSG (except the final episode which was excrement).
Assuming you're referring to the new series, at least it didn't have that terrible final season[^] where they reach Earth and all of the kids from the ship go to school, but they've all got super-powers for some reason.
That season truly sucked donkey balls.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Great concept, mostly well done.
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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What about it?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Have you seen it and what you put it in the list?
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I have seen Black Mirror. It's pretty good, but not list worthy. The judges decision is final! 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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No one ever really had to tell you, yet, somehow you knew. More importantly, all the other guys around somehow knew as well.
If one ventures into the men's lavatory in order to use the urinal, one waits for anyone else that is currently using it to finish and get out of the way before they, themselves proceed.*
Just another thing to be thankful for!
*(and obvious corollaries).
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in case you drop your phone in it again 
I guess bad enough your own pee, but someone else's 
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: in case you drop your phone in it again
Oh my! I seem to have made quite the impression on you with that mishap.
Goes along with what they say about posting anything on the internet.
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You keep amazing us with your profound philosophies 
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I see you've not been to a Grateful Dead show.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or the Bulldog Bash on Saturday night 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Long long ago (ca 1970) at a campus not too far away - and by sheer accident, fourth row center.
It was, however, an indoor concert. Maybe that helped.
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You seem to have some mangled pronounery in there.
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You mean, as opposed to "join the current user and start a simultaneous use of the same urinal" ?
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Tinkling to the tune of "Dueling Banjos" ? ? ?
That, and of course, making the other guy feel a bit awkward because I have to stand further back.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: because I have to stand further back
No tacit rule that you should ! Fits for two. Your dancing on the dueling banjos could cause trouble, though.
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Rage wrote: No tacit rule that you should
Let me rephrase that.
Have you noticed that in many locals, where there are a row of urinals, one is always lower down than the others? Those are for me, should I come by, so I don't need to stand quite so far back.
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Oh! 
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