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Cafe alam di bandung wrote:
The latest version of Microsoft’s Windows XP operating system blocks JavaScript by default, because this is seen as a possible source of security breaches. Most users have no idea how to allow JavaScript to run on the web pages they view.
Your text is a little outdated 
In the meantime, JavaScript has proven to be a security-nightmare, as well as a maintenance-nightmare.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I could have told them that 15 years ago, but would they have listened?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Copy'n'paste spam tester is my guess.
Check his other stuff.
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Ah, yes, it's amazing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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He's been a user since... today.
Spammer.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ahem[^]
This space for rent
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Javascript is such a bad idea that you would think Microsoft was responsible for it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Microsoft had an even worse idea, called VBScript 
"On Error Close Browser"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "On Error Close Browser"
My favorite is IE showing a fatal error while it tried to automatically upload an error report to MS. I had saved a screenshot somewhere...
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This morning, I dropped Herself off at work, and on the way back home I'm thinking "What should I cook for supper tonight?". My brain immediately chimes in with "Fish tacos".
I'm arguing with myself: I had to scrape the ice off the car; I'm wearing gloves because the steering wheel is so cold; we don't have any salad.
It no good, my brain just starts shouting "FISH TACOS!" at me, and now all I can think of is fish elephanting tacos and I'm hungry.
Damn it! But they say a problem shared is a problem halved - so now you are thinking about Fish Tacos as well, and I should be able to start working on other things ... sorry about that, but it's survival of the fittest round here you know. 
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The ONLY fishy taco one should consider putting in their mouth . . . never mind; KSS rules.
But that's stuck in my mind, now.
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Problem shared; problem halved!
My work here is done.
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You, sir, are a very dirty old man. 
Besides that, I hate fish. If there is anything that belongs in a taco shell, then it's not from an animal that swims around in the sea, nor from a theropod dinoaur.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Have you ever heard the expression "Only the good die young" ?
It's because they want to!
Dirty Old Man? AMEN!
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What do you think that says about Mother Teresa?[^]
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Mother Teresa was Catholic, correct? Masochism.
Next question
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:shudder:
That put some images in my mind which I hastily bricked up and hope they die quickly. 
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Ok until I read that I was reasonably comfortable with the thread, your work is more than done, sharing a shudder!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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W∴ Balboos wrote: was Catholic
So am I and I start to feel very inquisitive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But ... nobody expects... !
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...the Roman Inquisition? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house?"
Now that's the Roman Inquisition!
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But I don't have to write it on the palace walls 100 times?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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