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Ah, now I get it! That's a remote controller in his lap...and a model airplane. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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My wife is a very wise woman. Early in our relationship, she learnt that the computer always comes first. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Or she has implemented the usual strategies to get rid of it, like spreading the news that the computer is fat, of questionable morality and wears things that look like they were made from old curtains. Sooner or later this must have an effect on this blasted computer... or not.
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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Just recognized that my beard half way to white... (not much hair on the top of my head, so can't check there)
When it happened to you first?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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About 20 years ago, I noticed some salt in the pepper of my beard, and looking at it today, it's salt at the front, and pepper at the sides!
There is some grey in my hair, but much, much more normal colour and my forehead isn't growing that fast - which does annoy my elder brother as his started accelerating in his twenties and readed the back of his neck by mid thirties.
I put it down to protecting my head from sunshine by cramming it into motorcycle helmets for decades ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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DNA dictates when your hair will go gray/white. Some experts are on the fence if stress expedites this action.
I started going gray/white on the sides of my head and beard when I was around 40 years old.
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Slacker007 wrote: DNA
A highly unscientific observation of mine, among my friends, is that men with kids are distinctly grayer.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 13-Sep-17 12:49pm.
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They can't afford hair colour.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: They can't afford hair colour.
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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 I feel that way some days. 
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I started getting grey hairs in my twenties and have a lot more now.
Going purely on the basis of people I know, I'm fairly convinced that men who go grey early are far less likely to go bald - not sure whether there's ever been any research to prove this or otherwise.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: who go grey early are far less likely to go bald
Except you are already bald before gone grey... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I'm fairly convinced that men who go grey early are far less likely to care if they go bald.
FIFY
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Just on a technical note, having consulted a colour chart, the word we're looking for is not "grey" but "distinguished".
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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What's left of the hair on my head is still dark (very few if any white hairs). My beard started going grey at about age 45.
I can't blame my hair loss on my kids; that happened well before they were born. The grey hairs in my beard, OTOH...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It started in my mid-20s. (as well as my hair)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Somewhere, sometime, I noticed the first few of what is now a rampaging hoard.
What drew my attention all the more was that it has a strange kinky style to it, making random bends along its length. Then I knew, for better or worse, that I'd end up looking something like a cross between Mark Twain and Albert Einstein. I was even gifted a couple of tee-shirts with images of the latter. (Both the look and the shirt are remarkably appropriate).
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I wish my hair & beard would hurry up and finish going grey.
I have what I can only describe as a go faster strip on each side of my head, from the front of my head that goes down to in front of my ears and follows the hair line to near my neck.
And recently in the last 2 years I have grey tufts on the corners of my beard on each side of the chin.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Long ago. As long as you have lead in your pencil, silver in your beard doesn't matter.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Some of my hair has turned grey, but it is largely still my natural brownish colour.
My beard is starting to get more salt to it, though.
Looking at pictures from the past makes me more aware of it because I then see the contrast between then and now..
But, since I still have a full head of hair while my younger brother is a chrome dome, I'm good with it.
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My hairline started receding the year I graduated from college, when I was 23. By the time I was 30, I had lost enough that I gave up and started buzzing off what was left. I'm 56 now, I've had the beard for about 3 years, and it's around 30% gray. It's a little difficult to tell since I'm blond.
The funny thing is that my little brother, who's 4 years younger than I am, has completely gray hair (even less than I have) and beard. It's probably the mileage rather than the years in his case  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Around 40, sides first...by 45, mostly gray.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Checked and measured Sir Isaac. (9)
How you check a horse. What would Sir Isaac measure?
This space for rent
modified 13-Sep-17 7:02am.
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NEWTONIAN?
Just a guess...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Good guess, but no.
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