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It's midday for me and I'm in a food coma. 
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Next you will be telling us that the world is a sphere. Or shaped like a donut. Perhaps more like the Klein Bottle[^]? With only one surface it's a real alternative for a flat Earth!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 26-Sep-18 5:45am.
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Of course not!
It's an oblate spheroid.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Obsolete spheroid? Or a obese spheroid, like Homer Simpson?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I could say a few more interesting things to keep you occupied in the AM 
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SERPENTINE?
It fits the "Snake-like", and contains "ER", but the "shaped celebrity outfit"? No idea. The "but let's leave the peacekeepers out of this" could mean remove the "UN" or similar, but what we are supposed to remove it from, I dunno...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope.
The answer is not a word I had heard before last week, so might not be very common.
And I suggest you find something to remove it from 
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Quote: Lounge doors are ooooopen...
All are still sleeeeping
In their beds...
If that did not wake you up, I still remember how to get someone out of bed with the help of this thing.[^] Now, where did I put the crate with the 9mm Parabellum blanks?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Haha, we have a variation on that song: Quote: Stable has broken like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken like the first bug
etc.
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CodeWraith wrote: If that did not wake you up, I still remember how to get someone out of bed with the help of this thing.[^]
I might just wake up singing.
"One, two, Eddy is coming for you"
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It was the first alert in basic training in the middle of the night. All but one guy were on their feet and grabbing their equipment. He was still sleeping peacefully, so our Sarge just emptied his magazine right next to his bed and let the hot cartridge cases fly into his bed. He woke up all right, but he was not singing. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A good thing the local military didn't want my services; doesn't sound like a very safe place.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Safety? That's relative. Did they ever tell you what they will train you for?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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For glory and honor, meaning "cannonfodder".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The real problem is that the bad guys, when they come, will not go home because you hid away all tulips, fries and wooden shoes from them. They always find some more reasons to stay.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've been told they are here to protect us from the Russians.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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CodeWraith wrote: you hid away all tulips, fries and wooden shoes from them.
But they didn't hide the ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm shocked that your Sergeant actually wasted an entire magazine of blanks to get someone out of bed. A single blank round, fired close to his ear, would have been more than sufficient.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If that had been all. At the end there was a public ceremony where we were supposed to swear our oath. My father came in full dress uniform and every decoration and had a nice chat with that sarge about hopefully not having been too easy on us.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Three, Four, better lock your door.  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Fix It!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Continuous updates? 365
One payment? 2019
Which is your choice?
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For private use it is: LibreOffice
At Job, my Boss pays the bill, so I have no Option here
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: LibreOffice
Why do you hate yourself?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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