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It's safe again to post in the lounge, april 1st has passed, have no fear my fellow CodeProjectors 
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It's never safe.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Certainly not with certain people around, ahem
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Well, John has all the guns and the fast cars, so, when the zombie apocalypse happens, I think I would feel safer with Rambo than with Bambi. Just saying...
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When the zombie apocalypse starts, you only have to remember one thing.
You don't have to run fast, you just have to run faster than your friends.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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RickZeeland wrote: CodeProjectors
CodeProjectionists?
CodeProjectiles?
I'm going back to "CPers".
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Quote: So ... they are evolving
Who - Australians?!
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Nah, Drop Bears!
What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)
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OriginalGriff wrote: What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)
It's April 2nd when I'm reading this, what does that have to do with your appearing to've gone crazy.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Serious stuff, and so recently published
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Yeah, it was in a list of today's ones, along with the BK Flame-grilled Chocolate Whopper.
It wasn't till I'd posted here that I noticed the date at the bottom of the actual article... 
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Make that the cat wise
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Yes, hard to believe, isn't it? Especially since I've actually been dead for 18 years.[^]
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My god, you fooled us into believing that you are still alive for that long 
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Hmmm - I smell an april fools gag...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Hey, you broke the solemn easter silence, ssshtttt 
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You'll notice that the cover shows a drop bear and it's victim covered in it's life's blood...
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Doesn't seem very sc vientific. Maybe Australians jusdt smell bad to the b ears!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Happy East Thor day!
Please, don't slaughter all the giant rabbits hiding their young round the area; some of them may be parents in a costume.
What's the deal with that anyway? Rabbits are mammals, so they don't lay eggs - least of all chocolate ones - so why do you have an East Thor Bunny at all?
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Good advice, and: Quote: don't put all your eggs in one basket
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