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It is still a step up from "incompetent" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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All fine, but why did you let the electronics be destroyed ? 
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I'm a little jealous of your position, I worked for a similar manager once but he was run out by follow employees because he held them to high standards and expected them to answer for not doing their job.
He understood that mistakes happen, but so long as I had acted on the best information that was available to me at the time then he'd support me. Never gave a reason for him to have to stand up and defend me, although I'm sure he would have.
Now I get chastised for defending myself when things go wrong.
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That got my up-vote. Wow. Obviously this guy already did his own time down in the trenches.
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and this is the boss you gladly follow into the fire. Yep him right there. one in a billion I say. Tip o the hat and here is a 1/5th of the good stuff.
Love IT!
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Strips in geography class ? (6)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Isthmi? As in isthimus of Panama?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I thought about that, but I can't get it to work with "class"
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Something they would call the strip in geography class is my guess.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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And you would be correct
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yep
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Isthmi is the plural for isthmus. In geography, it is a strip of land connecting two big ones. Like Panama which connects North and South America or Kra in Thailand.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Hi all, it struck me yesterday: when I started in IT, we built programs (systems) like we built houses: we planned the layout, had paper documentation on every routine, it took sometimes years to finish and the investment was huge but it was going to last forever. Additions followed the same guidelines if it was allowed by building regulations. It could house everything between 1 - 10 people without major issues.
Today we program like we build cars. We switch systems every 5 years, not because the current car doesn't suit our needs anymore but just because the other one has a keycard to unlock. Basically, it's just a newer version of the same. In a few years, parts will be difficult to find, cost of maintenance grows. For big parcels we need to rent a van and if we see someone with a newer version, we feel outdated.
Like to hear your thoughts on that...
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... and old parts, and mechanics who still know how to deal with them, are very expensive. I think you got our business model quite good  
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Part of the problem is that we don't build systems like we do a house or a car: you don't have to be a professional architect to design software, you don't have to follow any building regulations, you aren't liable if the house collapses when you hand over the keys. You don't need to confirm to government legislation like you do with cars, you don't have to have any testing done at all, and test results aren't in any way public; you don't have to do recalls if there is a bug.
Instead, we have idiots throwing together lumps of code they copied from SO and QA, calling that "new software", being surprised when it doesn't do the job, and shipping it well before it's ready to meet arbitrary deadlines.
And until that changes, don't expect me to worry about feeling outdated! 
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modified 22-Jun-18 4:14am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Instead, we have idiots throwing together lumps of code they copied for SO and QA, calling that "new software", being surprised when it doesn't do the job, and shipping it well before it's ready to meet arbitrary deadlines.
Hey, hey, hey, I will not stand by and listen while you call yourself and idiot. Manager or consultant sounds much better.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Is "Idiot Consultant" taken?
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It's a repetition.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Now, that's redundant in more ways than one.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Part of the problem is that we don't build systems like we do a house or a car
Customer: Build me a small bungalow.
Programmer: (Builds small bungalow)
Customer: Well that's no good! I wanted it to be twenty stories high! Fix it NOW!!!1!
Programmer: (Tears down bungalow; builds twenty-storey high tower block)
Customer: This is ridiculous! Where's the underground car-park and swimming pool?
Programmer: You didn't ask for either of those things. We'll have to tear it down and start again.
Customer: Unacceptable! You're already well over budget and past the deadline we agreed on. Don't tear it down; just add an underground car park and swimming pool!
Programmer: (Face-palm; tries to meet customer demands; building collapses)
Customer: You suck! My twelve-year-old nephew could have done a better job - he knows the facebooks and everything!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And that's part of what I mean: If you go to an architect, or a builder, and say "Build me a small bungalow" they will respond with questions: "Where?", "How many bedrooms?", "How many square feet / meters?", "What kind of roof?", "What kind of bricks?", and so on, and so on - because they are used to getting the details tied down in contract form so everyone knows exactly what they are expecting to get.
But we don't! We take "Build me a small bungalow" as complete, and definitive - and build what be think the customer might want: a one room bungalow with 8 kitchens and no bathroom on the side of a cliff. (And many will copy the roof from SO despite it being designed for a small lorry, the kitchens from QA where they used to produce McVomits burgers, and the front door from a web site they found that deal with rabbit hutches.)
I take care to tie down the deliverables - and generally stage payments based on their delivery - to avoid the "I wanted it to be twenty stories high!" bit. 
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But, its agile...it takes true agility to dodge responsibility when it all falls apart 
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OriginalGriff wrote: But we don't!
Honestly - please don't say "WE"
I force people to give me what real 'what is it you want' - which prevents most of your problems. If they don't know - how should I know? It's there job to know what needs to be done and mine only to implement it.
This doesn't always win friends - the lazy ones and the clueless ones - wanting you (me) to do their job for them so they'll look good (or blame me if they don't) - keep getting sent away until they come up with something. I don't give them a blank check, there, either - as I have a site with roughly 500 users to consider and don't want one user's stuff to screw up the others.
Interestingly - it all works out. Using a line from a car manufacturer (or someone) "the quality goes in before the name goes on" - an the non-dullard senior management learned to appreciate a sincere effort to do it right the first time.
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This is only partially true, as it depends on what you are designing SW for.
You have legal requirements in finance, in pharma, etc... We (in the automotive business) have a lot of norms[^], legal requirements, design rules[^] that we have to fullifll, and we are personaly liable in case of quality issue that leads to damages or injuries. Recent past gives many examples[^].
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