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If you forget to set your calculator to degrees, will you have a rad time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a degrading idea!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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remember if it gets too rad just grab a couple of pi's, that'll get you back around.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Raddevus, wakey wakey 
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Some folks think doing that is a sin, and people should be sent to hades cos of that, though some make it back with a good tan.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just a secant...
Ad astra - both ways!
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Hold on a minute, I don't like the arc this thread is taking.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well, MR, the MS don't like it either, so C to it you respond accordingly!
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Actually I always had the opposite problem. Everything is in rad but calculators default to deg.
It's not rad, it's degrading.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Hope you're not plotting another pointless post today. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this...
"Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos.
Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology
working fewer hours and making more money.
You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..."
 What the elephant
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No, you can get a quick Tech certificate and then get a job paying better than working retail.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
modified 27-Mar-18 11:41am.
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More to the point - get an education and you don't have to make minimum wage selling car stereos. But if you think you'll be working fewer hours, we'd like to introduce you to a little thing we call, "real life".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 27-Mar-18 10:18am.
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I saw that ad too... [^]
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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And they will.
Not one that can survive without SO and CP, and probably one that is quite a bit poorer at the end of the course than they were at the beginning, but ...
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I think most syllabus content includes just one line of text. "Go to CodeProject to answer all of your homework questions."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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"...but avoid submitting homework done by John Simmons"
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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About the same time some sect needs to assimilate and brainwash new members. That explains a lot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's Java, not VB or Linux ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was a bunch of Jawas sitting around the server, performing rituals and chanting, to fix a memory leak. In their religion you don't do that by looking for the bug in the code. Instead, you perform some rituals to please the garbage collection. And I thought that cargo cults only existed on islands in the Pacific.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That sounds about right...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The first week learning how to post in QA.
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Is that how long the baristas are in training?
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Well I can become a Full Stackoverflow developer on a new platform in a day. 21 days sounds about right for a total noob to master the fine art of copypasta. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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