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kmoorevs wrote: It's the first time this year I've had to get dressed up for work. 
You're not getting dressed up.. you're wearing a costume to put others at ease. Amazing how considerate you're being. 
Good luck.
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Act socially unacceptable, bodily noises galore type stuff, and I bet you get to go home early, OR no one will bother you during the entire process.
Why do you have to dress up? Unless you mean you code nude. Passive agressive protest with your clothes.
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Think of it this way: somebody else is paying for this. This means food and (hopefully) booze of good quality, and reasonable quantity.
I financed my learning about the qualities of fine red wine this way.
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kmoorevs wrote: It's the first time this year I've had to get dressed up for work.
How dressed up us "dressed up"?
Most I've toffed up recently was jeans and a short sleeve shirt (one with buttons all the way down!) once last year. I sell the product, not the wrapping. Then again I don't have a boss so no one can tell me otherwise. (Except the missus ... wait till she's not looking and make a run for the door, always trying to [over]dress me up she is )
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OK - lets go at this from two sides.
The Monkey House Strategy
1) Prevention. Have a reputation for throwing feces at person who come by your office and ask you upsetting questions.
2) If at the meeting, bring an umbrella. When asked, explain it's just that sort of behavior you expect from them and you simply thought it to be prudent.
Either way - no more meeting hassles.
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If you have a thing for toes and cheat on your wife, are you getting off on the wrong foot?
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If one is into flagellation, necrophilia, and bestiality, is one flogging a dead horse?
Ad astra - both ways!
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leaping to conclusions again?
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Just dipping my toe in the water...
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I got a kick out of that one.
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Wrong foot my foot!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Really, where do you get these from???
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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It's a Welsh thing 
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Wales: where men are men and sheep are scared...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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And where they sometimes are pulling the wrong leg (the 3rd one)
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Not when it concerns pota-toes
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Why the heel are you sole worried about this? Just keep instep with the time sandel all work out OK.
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With a woman is there ever a right foot?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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... and that's why when going out they can never find a pair of shoes that 'looks right.'
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Just curious.
What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language?
I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.)
I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.
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Hmmm, listen to a drinking buddy for the translation? Sounds like it!
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I told my Latin teacher to "Futue te ipsum!" which was not even close what I was trying to say! 
(Latin was not my best subject)
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Hmmm, sounds like it was exactly what you intended to say!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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