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Surely he already had to deal with enough chrome back in 1978[^]?
Fracking toasters.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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would have replied earlier but chrome ate all my RAM and CPU,
took 3 hours to get to this page and another 4 to post it.
This Christmas I'm feeling generous: gonna load firefox on this clients machine and I wont charge him for the software, (only my time installing it).
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A customer of mine sent me a bottle of Plantation XO, and a bottle of Highland Park for Christmas.
Plus I got a raise.
I'm happy as a clam!
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I'm happy as a clam!
I'm sorry to hear that. It's been scientifically proven that clams are perpetually depressed.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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My boss gave me a bottle of Greek olive oil 
(and 100 Euro in cash) 
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My boss gave me an ulcer and gastritis this year.
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My boss gave me a wet handshake 
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"Sorry, the hand dryer in the toilet is broken ... so I didn't bother washing them."  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Iiiiigit
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Awesome man. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Jeremy Falcon
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AKA I found out that yeasterday I wrote a code like this
if (blnVariable == true) {
setVal(CODE, true);
} else {
setVal(CODE, false);
}
Luckily I got it before someone could shame me forever about it (including myself).
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Was blnVariable ever nullable?
But then, even if it was, you could have just used:
setVal(CODE, blnVariable == true);
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It's not, and I know precisely what I could have used  I was probably just tired or distracted by my many other tasks.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Looks like you might have typed it exactly how you thought it...if this variable over here is true than this other variable has to set to true too.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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- Or you had more code inside the if...
- Or you extract the Method...
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein
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Yeah, that bracket layout sucks! Shame on you!!! 
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HEATHEN!!!!
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spoiler below...
Right? Right?
I'm trying out for the Department of the Obvious -- I'm hoping to be a Captain!
setVal(CODE, blnVariable);
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Yep, you are now promoted to Admiral Obvious
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I knew with hard work, gratuitous flattery and a monetary bribe I would eventually get the promotion.
ahem...I believe your forgot to upvote me. I may be forced to report you to the moderator. 
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Using CP from smartphone is painful mainly because I write too much and I definetely can't write anything from a teeny tiny phone.
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I will allow an exception this one time since you had a good excuse.
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Oh the gold old days of software paid per LOC.
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CPallini wrote: Oh the gold old days of software paid for
FTFY
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