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You talked about the possibility of huge XML records crashing the DB. Now Maunder says it has happened. Link links?  hehe
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Time to restart the gofundme for hamster food?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Is the post so slow because envelopes are stationary?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That comments has caused me to deliver my stamp of approval. However, what will follow may cancel that, lick-ity split.
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Slow?
It's faster than Telcom[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Faster than South Africa's Telkom Internet? Yes, but the slowest snail in your garden will beat that state run entity's pathetic Internet service.  Spare a thought for the poor Safricans who depend on the net for business or other reasons.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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A thought?
Glad I did not move there, I'd be going Postal 
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Quote: Glad I did not move there
You are either very wise, or very lucky! I escaped from Africa 20 years ago, and have never looked back.
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Very lucky, always been 
"Escaped" does not sound like a good way to leave; implies that you left a lot behind.
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Quote: implies that you left a lot behind
Yes, we left a lot behind. For instance: A language that we loved. But we also left behind a political system of oppression that we hated, controlled by a secret society of religious bigots.
But the overriding factor is the interest of your kids. They are so much better off in America. We are grateful that the Americans accepted us and today we are all US citizens.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: They are so much better off in America. We are grateful that the Americans accepted us and today we are all US citizens.
Sad to hear one must flee from the place where one is born.
Stay safe 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: Stay safe
Thanks, in America we do feel safe!
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I didn't Get your Post
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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We're past the postage.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The USPS is slow because they are still using the same (now over 150 years old) ponies to deliver the mail.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a question only a mail chauvinist would ask.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It drives me crazy. Sometimes I feel like I am a two cent stamp short of going postal.
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As a practical joke at halloween somebody sent a guy in my office an envelope with a fake spider in it (he hates spiders!).
Only time I ever saw hand delivered eeeeeeeee!-mail
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Hi All,
Hopefully the hive mind can help where Uncle Google has let me down. Marvin my faithful andriod has upgraded it's Email system (nice Icon!) I had lost the little envelope in the top corner that let you know email had arrived. The Gmail still works, the other email does not... Any clues?
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Are you able to install Keiten Mail and Notify Lite from play.google.com ?? 
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I was not aware of Keiten Mail, I will have a look later.
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Yes, of course. And also, check if it's compatible with your Android platform.
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