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If 100 tortoises are run over, is it a turtle disaster?
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Maybe not a disaster, but it looks like you're in a soup.
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That's pretty cold-blooded, but it's good to see you come out of your shell.
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1 tortoise is a tragedy, 100 tortoises is a statistic.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Foothill wrote: 1 tortoise is a tragedy, 100 tortoises is a statistic spree.
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Not sure, but I like the hare's chances in the race that day 
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It's turtles all the way down!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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A John Green reference, nice!
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I'd give a shelling to see that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Sung to the tune of "One Hundred Bottles of Beer"
One Hundred Turtles on the road ahead,
One Hundred Turtles ahead.
If they don't haul ass and get out of the way,
Crunchy road pizza on the road, instead!
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Yes, and you will have a shell of a time cleaning it up.
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tort[^]
well, it's not a snake
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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It is no bacon either.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Not the sort of tort that I was thinking of - the other be a wrongdoing or malfeasance whether by act or omission that may or may not also constitute a crime which leads to a liability in civil law outwith the scope of contract law (or something like that).
Examples could include public nuisance, defamation, negligence or Griff's "Thought of the Day" posts
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Johnny J. wrote: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Beat me to it! 
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An African swallow that migrated to Europe and which now meddles in the US elections for the Russians.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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While carrying coconut shells under it's dorsal feathers.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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My favourite color is blue, no y... aaaaaaaahhhhhh.
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Johnny J. wrote: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
There's a Python neural network library to determine the answer for that.
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While I was at university, one of my weirder fellow students had a pet python which he called "Montgomery". He always called it "Montgomery", never "Monty", so it took a while before the connection clicked. It was very friendly, had free reign of the whole student house and kept the mice and/or rats well under control - we never saw any after he moved in.
A couple of years later it died in a furniture moving accident and he decided we should eat him at a farewell party (we were very poor students, food was expensive!). He tasted of chicken - actually quite delicious. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That story was sad and horrifying at the same time.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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