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On second though, I think hours still works - at least twice a day (12hr time).
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It's no reflection on me!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most retired of them all 
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I resemble that!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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It couldn't reign.
OK. OK.
It didn't measure up.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Oh man - give you an inch and you take 2.77cm.
( Well it is broken!)
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Things went south from there.
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If you go further in the same direction, you'll end up in the North 
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and if you travel a little farther than that, you end up back where you started, in the South.
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jus keep following it, you'll eventually get back to where you started from.
keep your eyes peeled for the bonus: you may get to see wales along the way
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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At least you aren't stuck in a vicious circle.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Did you mean "things only went South from there"?
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I've wondered about that statement, is it a veiled insult at the Southern United States? I live there and I'm not sure.
If it is, I wish all those d@mned Yankees would stop moving here.
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Stealing a catchphrase, us Yankees call it "Draining the Swamp".
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It's a hot deal!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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not right now, but I worry it'll be a miss steak to pass this up
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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I would put some steak in it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Bad BBQ puns? Now that is some grilled cheese!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If you kill your children, does that make you a heircutter?
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I think you Waded too far out on this one. Someone will have to Row out and get you.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm pretty sure that it makes you a murderer, and a bad parent.
Sorry, could not come up with anything "witty" for such a post. I'm that guy/father that does not find humor in dead children jokes. 
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Then they haven't done anything to tick you off recently.
Just wait.
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So your instinct is telling you this is funny?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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